Mike Lockwood was Crash Holly’s real name. Someone’s been ribbed
12.03.2026 00:08
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Mike Lockwood was Crash Holly’s real name. Someone’s been ribbed
I choose to read all of Ettir, City-Sworn Angel’s lines in the voice of Tilda Swinton #EsotericEbb
I love Swedish disco elysium (Esoteric Ebb)
Why?
The good news is, you don’t have to take anything The Hollywood Reporter says seriously, ever again
Danhausen “you…are…cursed!” green screen
If the idea of hearing Phil Neville say "fuck" about twenty times appeals to you - or if you're an especially nostalgic Man Utd fan - you'll likely enjoy '99 (2024)
Screenshot from the video game Esoteric Ebb
Ha!
Let’s all play Esoteric Ebb
you know full well chefs can’t break kayfabe
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Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic
smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9
to be fair. he probably got huge laughs for that one in Riyadh
This is the most accurate description of Threads for anyone who still hasn’t tried it. You’re not missing out
The deleted take was “Breaking Bad failed because people thought Walt was cool” or something
The other day I was watching an episode of The Amazing World of Gumball and in the background of a supermarket scene there were two signs. One said “Some Buy 50% Fish” and the other said “Some Don’t Fish”
Wrong
Squibs were so much better in action movies in the 80s and 90s. Nowadays you’d never know the human body bleeds red when a bullet goes right through it
After seeing Die My Love and Crime 101 this past week, my biggest takeaway from both is that it’s so great seeing Nick Nolte again
World Champion of Good Boys
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The bullying part is
and he still hates him after all that
Imagine breaking international law for your only friend in the world but your only friend in the world actually hates you and talks shit about you anyway
But that’s me. I don’t want to see Danhausen having chain wrestling classics or sneaking in to drop Cody Rhodes in the main event in a mask and hoodie. I want to see him annoying Chelsea Green and being a lovable loser
I like Danhausen. Wrestling shows can benefit from having low-stakes, low-expectation characters. His first match and every match after that will probably be a squash. I doubt Danhausen in his entire WWE career will get even one round of sustained offense in. Frankly it’s not what I want as a viewer
Surely people are not getting aggressively factional about DANHAUSEN of all people
“You’re not… a Lutheran??” gets me every time
Just watched Hoppers. Fantastic!
