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Jackie Jardine

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She/Her Professional horror nerd. Writer. Photographer. Thrifter. Bylines with: Fangoria, Hear Us Scream press, Neon Splatter, Philadelphia Daily News, zines, blogs, scrawling spiral notebooks

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So while I search for therapists I also want to search for THERAPY—nontraditional, irreverent therapy. What’s your “therapy?” Is it running? Crafting? Screaming death metal in your car? Drinking coffee in complete silence? There’s no wrong answers. #mentalwellness

13.03.2026 15:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you see this, post an eye 👁️

11.03.2026 21:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

When random strangers hug you because you are crying at work, it’s probably time for a sick leave. I know it’s stigmatized, that I’m gonna come back to some chatter. But that’s the least of my current problems. So, seriously…Now more than ever, prioritize and preserve your mental health.

11.03.2026 17:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
The cover of Justin Burning's book HAND-HELD HELL: THE OUTBREAK OF HOMEMADE HORROR, depicting a hooded skeletal ghoul holding an 8mm hand-held camera.

The cover of Justin Burning's book HAND-HELD HELL: THE OUTBREAK OF HOMEMADE HORROR, depicting a hooded skeletal ghoul holding an 8mm hand-held camera.

Did you grow up wandering the local video store's horror shelves and wonder how bizarre, gory, no-budget titles like "Gore-met, Zombie Chef from Hell" ever got made? If so, my book HAND-HELD HELL: THE OUTBREAK OF HOMEMADE HORROR may be for you!

09.03.2026 14:02 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1

I definitely still have my VHS copy of Gore-Met Zombies Chef From Hell somewhere. What a riot. This sounds awesome!

09.03.2026 15:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Contemplating sick leave from the day job due to mental health crisis. I’m not sure what wellness looks like in that regard, but I’m fairly certain I can’t afford it. What’s the alternative? I need to get a handle on this now. My family needs me and I need the ability to function under pressure.

08.03.2026 14:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Spell Bound Explore the world of 1960s and 70s witchcraft with a re-envisioned, remastered hardcover edition of the iconic Bibliomancers book, Spell Bound. The new Century Guild edition presents extensive histori...

THIS. 👀

08.03.2026 06:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Self-care is having a Primos hoagie while watching ZOOLANDER.

07.03.2026 00:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dad’s back in the hospital. My heart is shattered by seeing a man who never complains of pain, doubled over because of the chest compressions that saved his life. He deserves so much better than this.

06.03.2026 23:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Does anybody know where I can re-watch this fatsploitation classic? I had a bootleg VHS somewhere amidst the sea of stuff at my parents’ house. But that’s not ideal. #crazyfatethel

01.03.2026 20:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is going through your bookcases for potential donations so stressful? It can’t just be me.

26.02.2026 17:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
25.02.2026 01:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*what’s happening. Also, when are we getting the Prime series?!

25.02.2026 00:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh. My. Paimon. I love that’s happening for EVENT HORIZON this year.

25.02.2026 00:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My latest for FANGORIA! If you’re a NJ local, you’ll want to see this show. And if you’re not a New Jerseyan, you’ll wish you were. An 8’ Jersey Devil! High lonesome bluegrass music! Legends and lore of the NJ Pine Barrens! #TheDevilAndDaisyDirt #NJ #cryptids

17.02.2026 23:59 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
CRASH (1996)

CRASH (1996)

Afternoon Delights: CRASH (1996): Pushing The Boundaries Of Titillation

You Have Been Watching Films’ excellent video essay on the David Cronenberg masterpiece.

www.neonsplatter.com/afternoon-de...

16.02.2026 17:37 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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#NW VALENTINE (2001)
This was supposed to be a horror-comedy, right?

15.02.2026 01:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What is the allure of this rainbow-sprinkled, pink frosted sugar cookie? I can’t tell if I like them or not. There’s something wrong with these cookies.

What is the allure of this rainbow-sprinkled, pink frosted sugar cookie? I can’t tell if I like them or not. There’s something wrong with these cookies.

Can someone explain to me the existence of the Lofthouse frosted sugar cookie? It is aesthetically pleasing—like visually speaking, something out of a cartoon. But there is something inherently wrong about them…

14.02.2026 22:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Valentine’s Day, ghouls and boys. Here’s some eye trauma to celebrate the occasion! #horror #scifi

14.02.2026 14:15 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Dingus—when she’s barking out the window.

10.02.2026 21:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@riathan.bsky.social

10.02.2026 21:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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So just checking, but all of you pet parents out there DO give your animals unique little voices, right? And have like minimum 3 ridiculous nicknames for them, right? #dogmom

10.02.2026 21:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One day I’ll own a cottage in the woods where I can make potions, poring over ancient forbidden texts. Until then I made a Mixtape for @neonsplatter.bsky.social. Listen if you dare. #occult #esoteric #witchcraft #demonology #forbiddenknowledge #mixtape #magic

06.02.2026 20:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy George Romero’s Birthday to all who celebrate! What’s everybody watching later? DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978) for me. #GeorgeRomero

04.02.2026 21:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I think there’s a big one missing from the list of recs:

03.02.2026 21:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As somebody with 25+ years in the customer service industry…I’m like one corporate visit away from this exact scenario.

03.02.2026 21:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If the party of family values could stop kidnapping/tear gassing/terrorizing our nation’s children that would be super.

01.02.2026 03:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Children were in the crowd screaming.”

01.02.2026 02:15 👍 1850 🔁 727 💬 38 📌 16

J6 domestic terrorists get pardoned as patriots while babies are being kidnapped and fed tainted food and water. Fuck this entire administration and anyone who supports it.

29.01.2026 06:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man is laying in a bed with the words highway to the danger zone written above him ALT: a man is laying in a bed with the words highway to the danger zone written above him

Accidentally bought an Arrow Video 4KUHD release of ALICE, SWEET ALICE instead of a standard Blu-ray. Doing the logical thing…and buying us a 4KUHD player.

21.01.2026 20:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0