When I was a kid you had to like M*A*S*H.
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When I was a kid you had to like M*A*S*H.
it's never too late for a first corn dog
sorry that was me
Yeah, pretty sure. I’m deathly allergic to bees, and I recall my doc saying something about that.
Let’s play a game. I’ll hide and you go fuck yourself.
A bumblebee bigger than a thumb knuckle has been stalking me on my deck for about 15 minutes. All good, I’m one with nature.
But all of a sudden a second one has arrived and they’ve taken up positions on the opposite flanks. That’s it, I’m going home.
Good thing bumblebees can’t sting
Was in a meeting from 9-10 this morning that I was so uninvolved in that my fitness ring registered it as a nap.
Best meeting ever.
I feel like the word titular should mean something other than what it means.
Supermodel Elle McPherson smiling
Elle McPherson. As stunning today as when she rocked my world appearing in the SI swimsuit issue.
Happy birthday!
Know Your Birds:
Pigeon - Default bird
Seagull - Noisy bird
Dog - This one isn't a bird
Kangaroo - Neither is this one
Octopus - Also not a bird
I bet if I walked around with a crow on my shoulder people would take the weird shit I say a lot more seriously.
Add a letter, ruin a song
Wrecking Balls
The richest Americans saw their net worth soar 120% from 2017 to 2025.
The top 1% now control $55.8 trillion in assets — more than the G.D.P. of the United States and China combined.
Meanwhile, millions of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.
Still wondering if inequality is out of control?
sometimes you just gotta laugh through all the stupidity around you
Koda the Eskie sleeping in the couch on his back with his hind legs spread, living his best life
Lily the Sheltie laying on the rug in front of her couch.
Here you go dear
Met his uncle once. He talked glowingly about him. FWIW
Jim Croce is the Motörhead of John Denvers
Desperately trying to think of something other than what the fuck is happening everyday.
"Alright, stop, collaborate and listen."
skeetin bangers or bangin skeeters hahahaha get it, coitus
“Girls Just Want to Have Fun” peaks at #2 today in ‘84
“We got every racial group of girl—mixed, Spanish, white, black, Asian,” said Lauper, “so that every little girl who looked at that video would .. understand that every young woman, older woman, every person is entitled to a joyful experience.”
As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.
Ha! I’m the exact opposite. I’m like a giraffe in a car.
I just want to be rich enough to donate a bench to a zoo
Having been called “Bear” for over 20 years, would I count? Only if you have an SUV though. I can’t fit in those compact cars.
i wish bears could drive i’d really like to be driven around by a bear
I went off-roading aka walked through the grass.
the long winter is over. allergy season has begun.
