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*shakes my hands over each shoulder* yep, I'm the champ!

382 delicious but mind-numbing weeks of roasting new releases and putting them in mailboxes…

maybe it's a seven ages of man thing, last one's always the same as the first

I read a while back that he was apparently a sweet toddler who would perform for his mom, little skits dressed as a tiny cowboy

skimming the text skimming skimmi--

then reading 'mar-a-lago' like a cybertruck smacking into a bollard at costco

in the 90's, this would've been one of the more eye-rolling parts of an Emergency Broadcast Network show

appreciating your own work is one of the best things

After this, one should reenact the gasoline-spraying party scene from Zoolander

Kicking off a nextdoor post with y'all is a real 'Paula Deen's favorite dump cake' level of bereft

These folks are local restaurant people, one of my favorite echo park chefs is right there in the picket line. She's amazing and works like hell to provide for her staff.

nazi tattoo points emphatically, says please look instead at my nepo oyster company! my cuddly 'ex-military thug' ishness! do not look at nazi tattoo!

a sole owner LLC guy whose only customer is his mother does not have anything useful to say to me about working people tbh

Iranian here. The loudest voices in the room do not represent all of our voices. You can be against the regime AND not want a war.

Yesterday, The Sheriffs, MPD and law enforcement brutally put down a peaceful anti-ICE protest outside of the Whipple Federal Building in Minneapolis.

There has been little to no coverage of what is happening in Minneapolis since Trump's supposed stand down, which is why we need to spread the word.

ICE was very active in Minneapolis today, they kidnapped multiple people. ICE didn't leave, the media has moved on but we are still under federal occupation.

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to the tune of smooth operator

smooth peanut butt-errr
smooth pea-nut butt-errr
toast to toast, brioche to focaccia, anywhe-re,
in a rubber Kong for your doggo, horny bea-ar

White House officials, after planning atrocities

Sorry but I love it every time that the fraud betting apps go health insurance mode and find the smallest discrepancy to justify not paying out to the inside traders who are its core customer base. Eat shit.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country's billionaires

Calm down, Ghostface's reign of terror is finally over

good gravy Mark, sorry about calling you Chad. running on fumes and dooms here on the west coast

Morning Chad, fantastic coverage and commentary yesterday, much appreciated

Nope. We don't have to do this. The courageous act would be to refuse. Jingoist slop like this is an enormous factor in why the US has been terrorizing the world for decades. There are no heroes bombing Iran.

a solid use of fear energy

too many people are being waaaayyyy too consent manufacturing shaped right now dawg. they fucking blew up kids. if your gut reaction to what's going on right now is anything less than "holy hell this should never have happened and it needs to stop immediately" you need to do a lot of self reflection

If you want an actually functioning democracy, it is actually in our interest to make working for fascists really uncomfortable.

I don't know what to tell you.

People really struggling with the idea that the Iranian government sucks but we shouldn't be bombing them can both be true, eh?

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school