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Frontend Software Engineer. Suffering Evertonian. Need any Web/Software Development advice, just holla. .hair { display: none; }

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Good day at the office. And playing money for the final 2 days ๐Ÿ‡

11.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cheltenham going a lot better today.

ยฃ240 up so far.

Have a runner in the 4:40pm race which, if it wins, will turn it into a 4 figure day.

Not had one of those since about 2009.

11.03.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 08:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah ok. Lot of money.

11.03.2026 08:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It looks like it's an investment of that much. So I would imagine you could probably buy a 400k property over X amount of years.

Still pretty unaffordable for most u25s I would imagine. And most people in general to be honest. Unless you have a decent property to sell

11.03.2026 07:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 07:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saved your money. Tough going.

10.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Poor day at the office ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ”ซ

10.03.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Here we go. Come on Paddy ๐Ÿ‡

10.03.2026 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta be in it to win it ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ’ธ

10.03.2026 09:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If this is true, I'd be seriously looking at bringing O'Brien central. Blatantly obvious everyone back there looks better with some recovery pace next to Tarkowski.

If Keane comes in, I won't be confident, as results have proved, especially in home games .

10.03.2026 05:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kitchen coming Wednesday ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰

Then we get to find out if me, a software developer, can develop a kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just finished some regulatory online training in Responsible Gaming.

Ironic really considering I will be doing my brains on Cheltenham this week ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡

09.03.2026 07:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kitchen not coming today, which is annoying. Could do with it as early in the week as possible, but I know with my luck, it will get here Sunday night.

09.03.2026 06:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feel like you missed a trick with the hashtag - #FunghiWithBri

08.03.2026 17:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair I went with my mate who is a Vale fan so had some decent times around there. Just rough and ready isn't it.

08.03.2026 16:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like Paul Ince and Robbie Fowler

08.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They play in Burslem I'm Stoke. I've been 7 or 8 times and can confirm it's not the most desirable of areas.

08.03.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh because Spurs won Uefa.

But if Villa won Europa League and finished in the CL, does that CL place move down.

I don't fucking know. It's too early ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.03.2026 07:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't there a possibility we get 6 places? We have 6 this season.

08.03.2026 07:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah that's best case scenario I think. And an English team above us winning the CL. City of Arsenal I guess.

Don't want those fuckers across the park winning anything.

08.03.2026 07:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think we need two finalists who are already on Europe. Or Brentford to beat someone who is already in Europe (and they finish above us)

08.03.2026 07:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Both results (well assuming MCFC win) are good for our European chances to be fair.

07.03.2026 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard to take the pictures in with it being on a baseball pitch. Just seems odd.

Remember Everton playing on one in a Tour under Roberto Martinez I want to say.

All a bit disorientating.

07.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Ramsdale's got himself in a mess"

No shit. Fucking dreadful goalkeeper.

07.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bit of Willy Wonkz

07.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Done some wallpapering today. Looks just like real brick ๐Ÿ˜‚

Kids had me up early though and I'm fucking knackered, so kicking back with a can of Tyskie now ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ

07.03.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something very satisfying about the solo pint IMO. If I'm ever having a grueller at work, will nip to the pub before picking my son up from school and just enjoy a quiet Guinness in 95% empty pub.

Bliss.

06.03.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#FridayClubWithTheLads

06.03.2026 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First rule of Sunday club, don't put shitty social media posts up about Sunday club.

06.03.2026 13:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0