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Former author, retired lawyer, trying to be less grumpy.

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@shiv-who-burns.bsky.social Hope you're still here. You're missed at the other place.

13.11.2023 14:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This reminds me of the episode in Asterix the Gaul where they send a legionary halfway round the world to look for out-of season strawberries for the Magic Potion.

29.10.2023 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Knives out

29.10.2023 09:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday!

(Equally mysteriously, why didn't they put it on for your 27th?)

29.10.2023 09:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I were a dog, I'd be nervous at the thought of a feline police despatcher.

25.10.2023 10:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take their names and report them to Lord Set.

19.10.2023 09:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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18.10.2023 10:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought all tax lawyers overwintered in the Caymans or BVI?

16.10.2023 12:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some crossover with the Kinktober discussion I saw on here earlier?

13.10.2023 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We avoid calling it anything it all and on the train to London you close your eyes and don't open them until you reach Rochester (not that that's much to look at now).

13.10.2023 11:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where I live we'd call that "Gillingham"

13.10.2023 09:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never said there wouldn't be cats...

12.10.2023 07:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My wife has inflicted two more furry lunatics on me.
Thoughts and prayers etc

11.10.2023 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well, here I am.
Have some barbecue porn.

11.10.2023 11:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0