You're right -- the shoes HAVE been worn, and by exactly the baby you mentioned. Nice catch, that's on me.
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You're right -- the shoes HAVE been worn, and by exactly the baby you mentioned. Nice catch, that's on me.
"You, uh, rolling some dice there, Paul? Rolling dice?"
"Dave, I'm rolling 'em.
"Alright. He's throwing the bones over there."
"[keyboard sting] Throwing the bones."
"Hee hee hee hee! [taps cards on desk]"
i see you doing the work here and i appreciate you
Pepsid Jay-Z
TIRED: behold, Jesus on the cross
WIRED: XLOOKUP
holoferdeez nuts
That is a very tasty weird fractal.
calling up the automated current time phone number doing doing the Taken speech about getting my hour back
Two Potty Problem
Oops! All Casters
there's some horologists in this house
yesssss
original PS1 Final Fantasy 7 ass hand geometry
A Tickle Fight for Liebowitz
big reveal that you're in a Fight Club sequel but your particular Tyler Durden just fights his own balls every night
Good catch! Rachel is actually *not* a lesbian, and that's on me.
Altered screenshot (via Foone's Death Generator) from NES Bionic Commando of a pixel art soldier in a metal helmet and the text "BACK TO THE SLOP MINES, YOU ROBOQUISLING"
A semidemihemiquaver is when you only very briefly shudder in fear
cool yeah alright i guess i'll just go to bed and get some nice restful unworried sleep now
A thousand deaths are not enough for Yueh, big homie
Vasnacktomy
I minmaxed the blacksmithing economy so hard in the first one that money ceased to be a meaningful element of the game, enjoyed that a lot
Get Prometheus’d my dude
Did you play the first one? It seemed fairly generous about being Not Great at the mildly-demanding combat mechanics if you were willing to work around it, which I appreciated
Absolute dipshit failure of imagination gatekeeping engineering
An hour into Avowed and I haven't made my mind up about most of it but I'm 100% sure i am going to fuck this fish man
“Get away from her, you bitch”, Ripley growls; a moment later, the power loader freezes up, “AUP VIOLATION” flashing in vector graphics on the retrofuture display panel; “tap here for appeal options” scrolls across the screen as Newt is torn to shreds
Oh my dearie are you playing the Mario etc
Pelican good place to put baby
tremendous wave of disappoint as a street urchin newsie clarifies that he was just advertising a sale on papes by shouting "it's ha'-pennying, it's ha'-pennying"