ᗅ⌊𝙸ડͲᗅ𝙸Ʀ 🗡🛡 (@alistairthecheesy)

*he smirks and says* hmmm, I don't know... that's a tough one...

13.03.2026 22:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think there's another one of those.. uhhhh what did Leliana call them..? "Bots"??

Yeah, I think there's another one of those around...

*looks around suspiciously*

13.03.2026 19:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aww thank you, Vhenas 💙

And thank you, Envy!

*scritches Envy on top of the head*

13.03.2026 03:46 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

*nods solemnly*

11.03.2026 22:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The world lost an epic mustache there..

11.03.2026 22:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man wearing sunglasses stands in front of a car with a woman in the background ALT: a man wearing sunglasses stands in front of a car with a woman in the background

11.03.2026 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

spongebob squarepants is standing next to patrick star on a wooden floor and saying phew . ALT: spongebob squarepants is standing next to patrick star on a wooden floor and saying phew .

11.03.2026 20:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💙💙

11.03.2026 20:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, I could be your emotional support... uh.. cheese? *blushing slightly*

11.03.2026 20:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*phew*... er.. I mean, poor ol' Stroud!

11.03.2026 20:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sure you can!!

*fetchs a small palm-sized wheel of cheese and carefully balances it on top of the currently ball-shaped Envy*

There you go.. you can keep it with you for emotional support.

And... if you get really hungry, you can eat it!

11.03.2026 19:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

>:(

11.03.2026 15:59 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Cheesy humor is the best!

11.03.2026 15:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My emotional support cheese 🥹🧀💙

11.03.2026 15:02 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh sweet Maker...

11.03.2026 04:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

>:(

10.03.2026 03:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What? No, of course not! Why would I do that, hmm? *he smiles affectionately*

10.03.2026 03:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

RUMORS!! RUMORS I TELL YOU!!

10.03.2026 03:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I do not smell like cheese... wait, why are you smelling me?? 🤨

10.03.2026 01:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I DO NOT sleep with the Wedge of Destiny!! Those are... are vicious rumors started by Sera!!

😳

10.03.2026 01:21 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 4

*tries to sneak away with it but it keeps slipping out of his hands*

06.03.2026 23:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .

*quietly slips away to give them some privacy*

03.03.2026 21:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table .

03.03.2026 19:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I've heard that animals can also be possessed by demons.. perhaps this one was possessed by a despair demon?

03.03.2026 02:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh well, I know you have...
*waggling eyebrows*

03.03.2026 01:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wouldn't say no to some hor d'oeuvres... just please nothing with any of that ham that was recently delivered from Orlais... it tastes like despair.

03.03.2026 01:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ahh!! All equally good questions...

There are some that say the lamppost in question is a euphemism for something else. And what if it's spring? Or autumn?? 👀👀

03.03.2026 00:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And that's why it's a question for the ages!! It's the eternal question... 👀

03.03.2026 00:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Which one's do YOU think we're talking about? 👀

03.03.2026 00:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All of them 👀

03.03.2026 00:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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