Footloose Marco can do a few things to fit into his clown shoes:
-he can grow his toenails out
-wear 12 pairs of wool socks
-stuff the toes with missing Epstein files
Hegseth is burning through billions of dollars and costing American service member lives just to binge-watch death porn.
Trump can't sue or gaslight Iran into how they respond. Unlike the GOP and MAGA Mike, Iran doesn't bow down to the Assahola Insaney.
You get it.
They should be so lucky.
Elon is the world's most incurable migraine. Doctors recommend Choppy.
Thanks to Trump voters and dysfunctional justice, Trump believes he will never face consequences for his evil.
But Iran is not part of the Trump cult. KKKaroline Leavitt's gaslighting, or the ass-kissing of sycophants can't insulate Trump from facing destructive consequences of his illegal war.
No, we STILL have not forgotten the vile, cruel, randomly punitive and life-destroying crimes of DOGE.
Guillotines are barbaric.
But compared to what DOGE did to tens of thousands of everyday American Federal workers...
From the country that brought you the guillotine...
Just sayin
If Stephen Miller and Pam Bondi had a lovechild
The Count of Mostly Crisco appoints Temu Faye Bakker to the Airforce Academy Board because who the fuck knows.
Trump's playing Candyland and using matches.
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Yup
Trump doesn't have a Cabinet.
He has a hoarder house junk drawer.
Putin: We're not sharing intel with Iran. Why would you think such a thing? We'd never! Promise!
Trump: OK.
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Sorry, kid. The eyebrow raise does nothing. You're still in over your prepubescent head.
Florida Trump voter complains about Trump's gas prices, says he misses "Uncle Joe", and is now broke.
Oh well. At least he didn't get that black woman with the funny laugh as President.
www.rawstory.com/trump-oil-26...
We have this tendency to imagine children in foreign countries as faceless numbers in a news story, then we move on with our lives.
Look at this child.
Backpack. Glasses. Sneakers. He had proud parents that had all sorts of dreams for him. Just like our kids here in the states.
Trump tries to distract from Epstein files by bombing Iran.
Iran State Media responds by reminding everyone Trump is bombing Iran to distract from the Epstein files.
LOLOLOLOL!!!
No they don't you sociopathic blob of orange lard.
Sweeten the pot with Vance, Rubio, Hegseth, Stephen Miller, Peter Thiel, and Elon Musk.
I guarantee you there will be months-long celebrations ALL OVER THE WORLD.
Changing your party from Republican to "Independent" is like being caught watching porn and telling your wife it's for research.
Iranians NOT LIVING IN IRAN are doing the Trump dance, posting it on TikTok, and thanking Trump for killing the Ayatollah.
Meanwhile, Iranians actually LIVING in Iran, just got a younger, more hardline version of the Ayatollah. Thanks Trump!
Not only is this one of the most heinous cover ups in our history, it's got to be the most moronic and incompetent cover up anywhere.
A bunch of Dr FrankEPsteins
Sounds like the kind of rube that would ban Arabic numerals from American schools.
I'm old enough to remember when Pillsbury Proudboy told Zelensky, "HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU ONCE?"
