People need to stop pretending that political gravity stops existing just because Trump pretends it doesn’t. He’s completely lost the argument on immigration already. People always blame the president for gas prices. That isn’t going to change for the average low info American.
14.03.2026 17:21
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lmao the large scale cultural mortification of having our intellectual advances shitcanned by a child whose balls audibly have not dropped yet
14.03.2026 13:03
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fuck outta here with your reedy little voice and your palpable inability to pay attention to a sentence that contains more than seven words go sit in a box and think about what you did
14.03.2026 13:05
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Pol Pot
elon musk
elon musk and pol pot
Elon Musk apparently got so sick of people saying that he looked like Pol Pot that he decided to destroy USAID and try to beat those mass- murder numbers.
13.03.2026 17:29
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You could read any number of specialist or even non-specialist articles and understand that the West has not waged war in Iran since 1979 because once Hormuz is closed there is no practical way to open it. Or you could simply bet like a rube on his first night in Las Vegas.
14.03.2026 15:17
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No, I am not worried about 'declining' birth rates, I accept them as post-modern birth rates, the birth rates that naturally happen once the conditions are set that children can be expected to survive to adulthood reliably and that women are allowed to be educated and become full citizens.
14.03.2026 15:38
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"You're saying 46 Americans died, so we should attack Iran. But here at home, 68,000 Americans die a year because they don't have health insurance. So, if we're going to spend billions of dollars on something, would it not make more sense to save American lives, to spend it here on health care..."
14.03.2026 15:45
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Newspaper excerpt from a Friday evening Seattle Times story: "Arozarena felt disrespected when Raleigh wouldn’t shake his hand prior to his first at-bat in WBC pool play. Per multiple sources, Raleigh had made it clear to Arozarena that he couldn’t shake hands, following a Team USA philosophy agreed upon by the players. But Arozarena attempted a . . . "
So, per the Seattle Times, it's apparently not just Raleigh, it's a team-wide decision to not shake hands. Out of UNITY and SERIOUSNESS. Which is rich given (a) none of Raleigh's teammates came forward to defend him; and (b) his manager is mailing in games because he doesn't know they count. LMFAO
14.03.2026 10:45
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We are entering the next stage of the strategic breal-up between Europe and the US:
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Richardson has absolutely no feel for passing concepts in terms of timing. His footwork is a disaster; his eyes move too fast for his feet so he’s rarely in a position to throw.
That’s the same issue Willis had coming from Tennessee.
14.03.2026 15:49
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Send the wrist band straight to Canton… or wherever the medical hall of fame is
14.03.2026 16:01
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No one loves being in the hospital more than Jair Bolsonaro does
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It’s also a great example of what happens when you don’t have a lot of Black people on the team. American culture without Black people is an extremely dire situation. It’s like if the Monkees were only writing songs about The Troops.
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Team USA’s problems are an interesting look at what the culture of America without immigration is like. America’s a cool place because we allow people to come here and make their culture part of ours, and without that we’re getting out asses kicked by everyone in the having a good time department.
14.03.2026 14:31
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Screenshot from 1960s Japanese movie Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster. A serious-looking man in a suit is explaining his latest idea. Subtitle reads 'It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help.'
The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.
13.03.2026 12:31
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these people gleefully ripped apart the systems that kept millions of people around the world from dying of starvation and disease and now they go crying to a judge because they're suffering "reputational damage" on the internet
hell is not hot enough
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Text reads chem test today, I’m prepared to cheat on the whole thing. They’re already in the classroom and it seems too late to stop them from cheating.
They’ve decided to cheat with ChatGPT, saying: “Hello chat, I’m going to upload four pictures and a couple of minutes (they probably meant in.. omg 😭) I need you to give me the answers for every problem, do not explain how to get the answer, just show me the answer and the slight work for it if it needs it. If it’s an ABCD question, immediately give me the answer.”
ChatGPT replies: “Got it” and gives them the instructions back in full and tells them to go ahead and upload the images.
They got their test back, their result is an F, who could’ve seen that coming right?
This text to ChatGPT reads: Chat let me know how I got an F.
ChatGPT: You probably got an F, because many of the answers I gave you earlier were wrong.
It then proceeds to show them the correct answers from the test.
A story in four parts. 😭
14.03.2026 11:05
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100% destroyed… but we’ll have to keep destroying things because they can still attack the Strait?
14.03.2026 15:30
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I can't have the croissants if I go visit a company for work
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Americans are dying so that Kushner can make money
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Where is that fell for it again award?
14.03.2026 14:58
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Michelle have you considered that you might be wrong to buy into the trans panic now given that it's the exact same people promoting that narrative
14.03.2026 14:57
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Dominican Republic -- dancing, hugging, whomping baseballs
Italy -- chugging espresso, kissing, whomping baseballs
United States -- gritting teeth, thinking about the troops, leaving runners in scoring position
14.03.2026 14:50
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All this aside, AIPAC is straight up disgusting. It does this crap all the time where it'll run ads though shell PACs attacking candidates for things that have nothing to do with the one issue it actually cares about. It's a ratfucking organization.
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so this report is based on a statement by a Houthi minister, Mohammed al-Bukhaiti, who was mostly just re-stating the group's official position given on March 5
given that the Houthis still haven't gotten involved, I wouldn't read too much into it yet english.almayadeen.net/news/politic...
14.03.2026 14:59
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