Chuck, just Chuck

There’s a St. Reagan quote for that:

Trust, but verify.

Which two times?
The “ear guy” and the “golf course guy“?

I mean... I'm not a professional newspaper editor but it seems to me you could save yourself a whole lotta words here by substituting them with "lies".

Already done.

Bonus!

Jealous.
Um, not really.
Good luck!

Democratic candidate Shawn Harris has forced a runoff in the special election for QAnon terrorist Marjorie Taylor Greene’s deep red House seat, a district the orange felon won by 37 points. With 98% of votes in, Harris leads by 37.3% to the MAGA opponent’s 34.9%.

Go Harris! 💙👊

goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

Attempted normalization.

Mamdani: "Extremism and hatred of any kind will not be tolerated in our city. What we want to deliver to New Yorkers is a city that is safe."

Mike, if you have to keep saying it, you’re not.

Probably kicked some senior officer out of their housing to make room for HER.

The only people demanding to impose religion-based laws in the United States are Christian Nationalists like Mike Johnson.

WATCH — @jamestalarico.bsky.social : “Every dollar we spend bombing people in the Middle East is one we’re not spending here at home. We’re always told we don’t have enough money for schools or healthcare or for veterans, but there’s always enough to bomb people on the other side of the world.”

They ALWAYS are.

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A quiet contradiction is unfolding in Washington. War with Iran… while cutting pieces of the government machinery that supports those efforts.
That tension deserves a closer look.
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It's looking increasingly like these guys thought that if they could wreak more death and destruction than the other side then they would be respected as strong powerful men and they would "win" and that would make them big important heroes. Very possibly they had no rationale deeper than that.

No, you sycophantic chode. He’s not stopping the threat, he’s encouraging an attack.

Good for Moltbook’s creator.
Take the money and run.

“Nothing else is working so we’re going with racism”

Tweeting hateful garbage doesn't magically make you an American—or a real Christian.

Christian Nationalists are unable to assimilate; they all have to go to hell. (And quickly.)

Markwayne Mullin is the same dude already under scrutiny for suspicious stock trades.

And he’s supposed to run America’s national security.

• No government security experience
• No law enforcement background
• No intelligence work
• No military service
• Not even a bachelor’s degree

No Anesthesia for RFK Jr!

My uncle’s housekeeper heard in a witch’s prophecy—or maybe a on a matchbook—that anesthesia causes whatever Skyrizi treats. Or worse. Maybe.

This administration has more clueless fools than any Monty Python movie.

Everyone is talking about the upcoming spike in gas prices, but one of the worst side effects of this war is how often that smarmy chatterbox from South Carolina, Lindsey Graham, keeps popping up on our TVs and feeds.

He seems to think he's the Official Spokesperson for This War, Y'all™.

Well, THAT’S only for Gaza! /s

Elon Musk is South African. Peter Tiel is German. Rupert Murdoch is Australian.

There are dangerous fascist movements across the world.

If you see this as a uniquely American problem you are dangerously misdiagnosing it.

It’s us versus the billionaires in a global class war.

Mirepoix on the cob?