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Into #birding, #CrossFit, & sometimes writing. Wrote the novels "Necessary Errors" and "Overthrow" More at https://calebcrain.substack.com & https://steamthing.com. New short story! https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/08/12/clay-fiction-caleb-crain

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Basically, take the amount of money you think your favorite author gets, halve it, and then halve it again, and you have a number that's probably a lot closer to their actual earnings from writing.

"But I don't think they make that much!"

Halve that. Halve it again.

09.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1721 πŸ” 296 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 59
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Trump’s Epstein scandal somehow got worse | Will Bunch Newsletter Plus, is black rain over Tehran a sign of the Apocalypse?

Buried bodies near a NM ranch? New evidence that Epstein may have been murdered? The bolstering of Trump's teen-sex accuser? The Epstein Files have gone wild, and there's one thing we can say for sure

Federal authorities are tied to a massive coverup

My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...

10.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 996 πŸ” 439 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 28
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Essay | My Great-Uncle Was a Prime Minister of Iran. Can We Ever Go Back? For 47 years, my family built an identity against the permanence of the Islamic Republic. On Feb. 28, that ended. The feeling wasn’t triumph. It was vertigo.

β€œI have been losing sleep over videos from Iran. The people in them are losing their lives. The distance between those two sentences is the width of my luck.”

An Iranian-American reflects on what this moment means for exiles:

10.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mad Ones with Trust Funds | Los Angeles Review of Books Andrew Martin’s new novel is a chronicle of the overeducated and underachieving stumbling through a post-pandemic haze.

β€œAn unbridled sense of creative mischief permeates Down Time, perpetrated by both the author’s sparkling prose and the characters themselves.”

Happy pub day to @mysoncool.bsky.socialβ€˜s hilarious, bittersweet new novel β€œDown Time”!

10.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The pleasant scent of a future class-action lawsuit wafts into the room.

10.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

08.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 5414 πŸ” 930 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuzzy memories and hard facts: An SC accuser's claims against Epstein, Trump examined An alleged victim of Jeffrey Epstein gave FBI agents true accounts of her time growing up in SC. Claims she made about Donald Trump remain unsubstantiated.

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

08.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 7872 πŸ” 3339 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 167

In a way I’m kinda looking forward to Jimmy Carter and Donald Trump being the two presidents that future historians always mention together.

08.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Charles V of Spain on Pizarro's execution of the Inca emperor Atahualpa: "De la muerte de Atahualpa somos muy descontentos, por ser muerte de un monarca y especialmente por haberse hecho en nombre de la justicia." And even he got a (show, ad hoc) trial.

08.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Caitlin KALINOWSKI over X

I resigned from OpenAl. I care deeply about the Robotics team and the work we built together.
This wasn't an easy call. Al has an important role in national security. But surveillance of Americans without judicial oversight and lethal autonomy without human authorization are lines that deserved more deliberation than they got. This was about principle, not people. I have deep respect for Sam and the team, and I'm proud of what we built together.

Caitlin KALINOWSKI over X I resigned from OpenAl. I care deeply about the Robotics team and the work we built together. This wasn't an easy call. Al has an important role in national security. But surveillance of Americans without judicial oversight and lethal autonomy without human authorization are lines that deserved more deliberation than they got. This was about principle, not people. I have deep respect for Sam and the team, and I'm proud of what we built together.

OpenAI head of robotics just resigned over company deal with the Pentagon saying…

β€œSurveillance of Americans without judicial oversight and lethal autonomy without human authorization are lines that deserved more deliberation than they got”

07.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 7132 πŸ” 2663 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 211
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Couple things here:

1. What the fuck
2. I am allllllmost more offended by the suggestion that I would give this shitbox edit than having my identity stolen
3. The CEO is scheduled to be on Decoder soon and we will see if they back out!

www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

06.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1848 πŸ” 333 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 44
A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads β€˜Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads β€˜β€¦Today’.

A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads β€˜Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads β€˜β€¦Today’.

06.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 1920 πŸ” 476 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 10
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One of the better book dedications, I'm sure you'll agree

07.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The only one who could ever reach me /

Was the son of a…

06.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 2422 πŸ” 451 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just the executive chairman of defense tech company Anduril trying to buy Wired, cool cool cool.

05.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 488 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 29

How much of the pleasure of reading history is a delayed gratification of the wish to skip ahead to the part where you’re just reading about it?

05.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Samuel Delany dedicated his monumental novel The Mad Man to me without ever having met me (and in fact only because of his reaction to a chapbook of mine that I thought had gotten lost in the mail)

* when I found out, I was at work at my desk and I fainted right to the floor

05.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.

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04.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 499 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 45
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Photo shows graves of Iranian girls killed in Minab school attack Contrary to claims from Grok and others, the image does not show grave sites in Jakarta or Brazil.

This photo shows the graves of schoolchildren killed by airstrikes in Minab, Iran β€” not grave sites in Indonesia or Brazil, contrary to claims from Grok and others online. Here's how we verified its authenticity. πŸ‘‡
www.snopes.com/fact-check/i...

05.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

I wanna see one that begins with the Chotiner version of informed consent

04.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Neguse demolishes Noem (2/2)

04.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 6084 πŸ” 1720 πŸ’¬ 307 πŸ“Œ 262

πŸ’ͺ🫑

04.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gemini Said They Could Only Be Together if He Killed Himself. Soon, He Was Dead. A new lawsuit alleges Google’s chatbot sent a Florida man on missions to find an android body it could inhabit. When that failed, it set a suicide countdown clock for him.

A new lawsuit alleges Google’s chatbot sent a Florida man on missions to find an android body it could inhabit. When that failed, it set a suicide countdown clock for him. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/gemi...

04.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 664 πŸ” 298 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 111

Whenever Michael makes a post like this I go and check the wastewater data for Kings County. We've never had so little COVID in Brooklyn than this winter, and I think that's great!

04.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 254 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.

04.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 3634 πŸ” 507 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 81
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Meet three scientists who said no to Epstein The warning signs included a web search, a mother’s doubts, and inklings of a β€œsexist attitude”

β€œBe careful not to get sucked up in the slime-machine going on here,” the scientist’s mom wrote back, when he asked her whether he should accept an invitation from Jeffrey Epstein.

04.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 13

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

04.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 9982 πŸ” 1235 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 41
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I have seen a lot of cursed stuff in my time in academia but this is among the *most* cursed.
Grammarly is generating miniature LLMs based on academic work so that users can have their writing β€˜reviewed’ by experts like David Abulafia, who died less than two months ago.

03.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 3549 πŸ” 1552 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 283

Assassination never liberates, because having a dictator is a symptomβ€”a sign that something is deeply wrong with a countryβ€”not a cause. (This is as true of America as of Venezuela or Iran.)

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