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@themaybepile

Lapsed anthropologist, poorly dressed film maker & Northumbrian separatist.

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Yeah Big Joe had a cracking game, need an even bigger shift from him next week

10.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean he was ok and scored a goal but Lewis Hall was head and shoulders above every other player on the pitch

10.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Great performance from #nufc bar the last 5 seconds. Proud of the shift the team put in. Gotta hope the struggles of 25/26 can be used to make us better in 26/27.

10.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Worryingly though doesn't feel like Barca have expended much effort or gone through the gears...might be down to us neutralising them...

10.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ’ͺ

09.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ That's proper football

07.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The gaffer, Tanya Oxtoby has won the WSL 2 Manager of the Month Award for February 2026. Congratulations Tanya πŸ†

The gaffer, Tanya Oxtoby has won the WSL 2 Manager of the Month Award for February 2026. Congratulations Tanya πŸ†

The gaffer, Tanya Oxtoby, has won the WSL 2 Manager of the Month Award for February 2026. Congratulations Tanya πŸ†

#NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen

06.03.2026 10:03 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pod On The Tyne: A show about Newcastle United: Man United no match for ten-man United Manchester United have been through some tough times recently but an unbeaten run under interim boss Michael Carrick brought them to St James's Park full of confidence.Yet, on a clear Wednesday nig...

πŸ”² OSULA! πŸ₯ƒ
πŸ”³ Colossal displays from 10-man #NUFC πŸ’ͺ
πŸ”² Fun times beating #MUFC at home again 🏑
πŸ”³ Relief all round πŸ™Œ
πŸ”² Up for the Cup? πŸ†
πŸ”³ Sean Neave scoring for fun for U21s ⚽

🎧 New free-to-listen @podonthetyne.bsky.social w/ @georgecaulkin.bsky.social & Taylor Payne:
pod.fo/e/39e0da

06.03.2026 06:35 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The running, the graft, the whip on the shot. *chef's kiss* Will 🫢

#NUFC

04.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜„

04.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

Did we...did we just win in the prem without Bruno...#nufc

04.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

William Osula is the only substitute in Premier League history to score a 90th-minute winner against Manchester United. (Opta)

04.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#cans

04.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Osulaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! #NUFC

Ye mad bastard.

04.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 188 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 13

By this I obviously meant we'd win it with an Osula worldie...πŸ˜…

04.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you just know what's coming #nufc

04.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Maybe I need a drink...

04.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

would love to be wrong but gut feeling is it might be quite a painful night for #nufc

04.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

loved this book, excellent stuff

04.03.2026 10:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely, like you, I don't think nufc has ever been anything more than a small to medium sized concern for PIF, but the richer they are the more likely they are to splash their ill gotten gains across all their investments

03.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It might or it might not. PIF won't stuff the proceeds of an oil boom under a mattress though, they'll invest it. Like they did when they bought nufc in 2021 and oil prices were 40% higher than what they were at the turn of this year...

03.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I expect they are pretty pleased about the oil price though...from a 5 year low to a near 20% increase in one weekend. PIF is substantially wealthier today than it was on Friday...

03.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good piece, clear eyed and without histrionics

01.03.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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TF Match Report - United 2-3 Everton Ed reports on a leaderless, winless, vomit-inducing Newcastle United. Shite.

Ed Cole manages to write an excellent match report from TF without repeatedly writing β€˜fucking shite’ - #NUFC

tf1892.substack.com/p/tf-match-r...

28.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Problems in absolutely every area of the pitch. Goalie & defenders making basic errors. Midfield not protecting the back, not creating going forward, attacking press is a mess and forwards miss chance after chance. Big to do list. Yikes. #nufc

28.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Or Woltemade Joelinton rotating LW left sided 8 maybe?

28.02.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from the linked op-ed. It reads:

"The administration’s policy on the other hand, is the continuation of the GOP by other means. There are claims, and there are outcomes, connected only by wishes or threats. Whether the enemy is Cuba, Minneapolis or a transgender person, the war is the purpose of the war. Its prizes are nihilism and hatred at best. No greater project awaits an armistice. There are only enemies, victories and different enemies. There is no strategy, because realizing the ostensible macro purpose of each war, besides having it, requires committing to an absurd and criminal totality, because their own rhetorical stakes have demonstrated that nothing less than an American Iran, an American Cuba, a transgender-free nation or a Minnesota with only the correct voters will be acceptable. Carried to their conclusions, you can do one of two things: exterminate the enemy or the treasury and destroy yourself as a nation."

A screenshot from the linked op-ed. It reads: "The administration’s policy on the other hand, is the continuation of the GOP by other means. There are claims, and there are outcomes, connected only by wishes or threats. Whether the enemy is Cuba, Minneapolis or a transgender person, the war is the purpose of the war. Its prizes are nihilism and hatred at best. No greater project awaits an armistice. There are only enemies, victories and different enemies. There is no strategy, because realizing the ostensible macro purpose of each war, besides having it, requires committing to an absurd and criminal totality, because their own rhetorical stakes have demonstrated that nothing less than an American Iran, an American Cuba, a transgender-free nation or a Minnesota with only the correct voters will be acceptable. Carried to their conclusions, you can do one of two things: exterminate the enemy or the treasury and destroy yourself as a nation."

www.truthdig.com/articles/the...

28.02.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

Bored of Peace.

28.02.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#nufc going deeper in the champions league than Juve, Inter, Dortmund, Napoli, Ajax, PSV... I don't mind it...

26.02.2026 10:28 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0