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Overthinker, sharp tongue/soft heart. Allen wrench collector. Tired of living in interesting times. Here for your pet pics. Part time squirrel. If you aren't scared, you aren't paying attention. If you voted 3rd party, FU! #IVotedKamala

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im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

12.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 5642 πŸ” 1333 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 46
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09.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@nedpyle.com let's have an impromptu pup party over Signal. I'll bring the croissants and champagne.πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
tuxedo cat laying languorously on a red 1950s club chair

tuxedo cat laying languorously on a red 1950s club chair

timeline cleanse featuring felix the wonder cat

07.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 973 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 0
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🎯🎯

06.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 25906 πŸ” 9358 πŸ’¬ 851 πŸ“Œ 378

Rivian seems nice. Though out of my price range.

06.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Three golden brown and white dogs cover a queen sized bed that has a gray fleece on it for extra comfiness. There is no room for people. They stare at the camera languorously

Three golden brown and white dogs cover a queen sized bed that has a gray fleece on it for extra comfiness. There is no room for people. They stare at the camera languorously

β€œDon’t look at any more news today just look at us”

06.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 337 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 0

Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society

06.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 7234 πŸ” 986 πŸ’¬ 265 πŸ“Œ 138

β€œThe sun came out!”

05.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

05.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 14951 πŸ” 2683 πŸ’¬ 311 πŸ“Œ 122

It's too early in the year for boob sweat.

03.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A very cute golden brown and cream colored floofy border collie mix grins on top of some mossy rocks by pink heather looking bushes

A very cute golden brown and cream colored floofy border collie mix grins on top of some mossy rocks by pink heather looking bushes

β€œHey everybody, I heard you needed super cute walkies! Come explore sunny Seattle spring with your pal Indy - that’s me!” 🧡

03.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 454 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 3
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Seems to be the pattern…

28.02.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 16648 πŸ” 5056 πŸ’¬ 442 πŸ“Œ 189

The FBI being on high alert for terrorist actions is important right now.

Too bad they fired and gutted their counterterrorism capacity

01.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 26273 πŸ” 7097 πŸ’¬ 1277 πŸ“Œ 349

@judybott.bsky.social

28.02.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope all of you motherfucking motherfuckers who have shat on Democrats since Al Gore eat shit. You are the reason for the events of the past 24 hours. Fuck you. Ask Ralph Nader and Jill Stein to save you. Motherfucking useless assholes.

01.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Looked up β€œbegrudgingly” in the dictionary and

27.02.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 261 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 1

@usahockey.bsky.social so sad to see you supporting fascists.

23.02.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To my mind, this is the single tweet that explains 95% of the energy behind the MAGA movement.

20.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 4523 πŸ” 1047 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 68
A cheerful floofy caramel and cream border collie mix is close enough to boop. She’s on mossy concrete stairs

A cheerful floofy caramel and cream border collie mix is close enough to boop. She’s on mossy concrete stairs

β€œIt’s Friday walkies with your best pal Indy, anyone want to explore sunny Mt Baker Seattle with me?!” 🧡

21.02.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 410 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2
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Mercury was only 50 arcminutes (0.8Β°) above a very young waxing crescent Moon this evening. KAS member Pete Mumbower captured this image from his home in Vicksburg, MI.

19.02.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 6556 πŸ” 875 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 53

🎯

10.02.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 26105 πŸ” 6099 πŸ’¬ 185 πŸ“Œ 110

That Dunkin ad was when I realized we are living in hell

09.02.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

MAGA heads must be exploding πŸ‡

09.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have a dream

08.02.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 2583 πŸ” 725 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 61

america really is the main character of the world, but in the twitter way

08.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 1141 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 1

Ugh Chris Pratt

08.02.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

One of these days, people will look back on these sports betting ads like we do on the ads for patent medicines featuring cocaine.

09.02.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 4437 πŸ” 645 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 41

Far too many military planes, flying way too low this afternoon.

31.01.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0