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Michael B Jordan is fine (literally)…. But there is no way in hell you could say he’s better than Leo or Timmy in their respective movies 😮‍💨

There is no bigger societal cognitive dissonance then people who use grindr to IMMEDIATELY hook up the moment they open the app and people who use grindr to plan a link up ahead.

Sinners was a fine movie but we got to start getting real y’all…

So who’s going to be my Fire Red bf so we can trade some Pokémon 😮‍💨

Ohhhh and FCKKKKK the groundhog too…

I am beyond PISSED we are getting more snow this weekend… not even joking the snow we got a month ago JUST started melting away. For all the winter lovers out there literally FCKKKKKK YOU

Okay so why is this the best song ever made… catchy AF

So are y’all ready to admit that this song is actually good

Everyone say THANK YOU to Gavin Newsom for pushing Dems to go from twink to twunk

Already getting ads for pride events this summer… JUMPSCARE

Haven’t been to Dunkin in a minute since they discontinued their $6 meal deal but I stopped in today and they were blasting Bloody Mary- Lady Gaga… ahhh yes I home

DL men working white collar jobs love Olivia Dean DOWNNNNN… don’t ask how I know that

How are you a Dom Top but can’t host…? Baby you’re not even dominant of your own domain

So that snow storm was kind of a flop… yes we got slightly more snow then usual but certainly not the crisis they claimed (atleast in Manhattan). Like I was expecting MOUNTAINS of snow with the abominable snowman walking around… instead we got what some on grindr would call “hung” (6 inches)

Arresting, antagonizing and brutalizing literal civilians just to create content to post on their social media pages to appease thier deranged and highly online base. At this point ICE has nothing to do with immigration and is used to terrorize community’s they don’t like. Most see right through it

ICE has to be the least favorable political position this administration has supported… even more so than foreign affairs, economy etc. They took immigration which is something centralist leaned right on and use ICE to create violent political theater to satiate their fringe right wing extremist.

Wet

So like I Love LA is likeeeee really good

Tramp doing another national broadcast is like that annoying ass coworker that continues to set up meetings over the holiday week… like girl Christmas is in a few days STOP setting up Zoom calls

She must be delusional because her new found “fans” aren’t the ones buying/streaming her music…. I was the biggest Nicki fan but now all her music is an immediate skip

Does Nicki Minaj know that her next album is going to flop… not even just flop but TANK.

This is a Christmas movie actually

Been in my new apartment for 4 months and I just now put up the pictures/paintings… officially a hand man now

I’ve been living in the city for 3 years now and uptown still feels like I’m heading down directionally and downtown feels like I’m going up

The way I was in the same room as Robert Paterson last night…. My bussy was shaking 😭😮‍💨

Same

Trying to watch a movie on Dailymotion is harder than being in the Marines

Me after any minor inconvenience

The more the merrier 😇

Girl forget the Russian guy… I NEED THEM