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// He/him // you will never find the orb now // Father, husband, coder, retro tech enthusiast, speedrunner, and hobbyist game dev // https://twitch.tv/bokonon_lives // bokonon.twitch@gmail.com

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The scene from Final Fantasy VII where the party encounters the Midgar Zolom, an enormous monster, impaled on a spike. Steve Urkel from Family Matters is superimposed over the main character Cloud, and the dialog is edited to indicate Urkel is asking, "Did I... do that?"

The scene from Final Fantasy VII where the party encounters the Midgar Zolom, an enormous monster, impaled on a spike. Steve Urkel from Family Matters is superimposed over the main character Cloud, and the dialog is edited to indicate Urkel is asking, "Did I... do that?"

22.12.2025 18:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who was stronger in their prime, Barbarian Streisand or Barbarian Walters

10.12.2025 15:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Publish with `--no-build --no-restore` fails when using AOT in .NET 10 Β· Issue #51766 Β· dotnet/sdk Description Separate restore/build and publish steps fails when using AOT in .NET 10. This worked in .NET 9 and is thus a regression. I have prepared a minimal example at https://github.com/hojmark...

I don't know who needs to hear this, but there's a bug in the dotnet publish command for .NET 10 if you try to publish AOT with --no-restore. I separate my restore + publish steps and my upgrade from .NET 8 to 10 broke. Just remove the flag and it will work. Details here:

github.com/dotnet/sdk/i...

06.12.2025 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

watching teenage mutant ninja turtles as a kid: yes! hahaha! YES!

watching teenage mutant ninja turtles as a father: that’s just too young for all this, no one has the best interest of these boys at heart

22.11.2025 23:47 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

In modern slang, if a butt looks remarkably like a butt, is that called an "ahh-ahh ahh?"

19.11.2025 14:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have no sleep 'til this Brooklyn

09.11.2025 17:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Halloween! πŸŽƒ

01.11.2025 01:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe she’s born with it, maybe she’s wolverine

04.07.2025 13:30 πŸ‘ 607 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

I'm gonna go with the New York Philharmonic Orchestra

28.10.2025 00:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Avoid the Noid.

...Take the cannoli.

16.10.2025 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ye best start believin' in countin' yer bodily fluids...

...urine one

17.09.2025 10:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Creep by Radiohead, but the lyrics are drawn over, so it just says "I wish I was special but I'm eep"

Creep by Radiohead, but the lyrics are drawn over, so it just says "I wish I was special but I'm eep"

09.09.2025 02:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I know this one, first you cross the river with the fa, leaving the foo and dabajabaza, come back alone, leaving the fa, cross with the foo, leaving dabajabaza, come back with the fa leaving the foo, cross with dabajabaza, come back alone, leaving the foo and dabajabaza, finally cross with the fa

06.08.2025 02:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think someone extremely famous should choose to make an exclusive announcement in an interview on my Twitch channel, streamed live to like 11 viewers. hmu

06.08.2025 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First stream in a year and a half. Just chatting for now, who knows what else we'll get up to! I've just missed you all. Come chill!

twitch.tv/bokonon_lives

29.07.2025 00:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Almost every moment of my speedrunning career is in some way a consequence of the first Char 20. Your mission to give sillier, less popular games a spotlight helped me get over my low confidence as a gamer and achieve my potential. Also, buttsbot.

22.07.2025 11:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The picture of the alien from the Alien films breathing into Sigourney Weaver's pained face

The picture of the alien from the Alien films breathing into Sigourney Weaver's pained face

We're just normal men

11.07.2025 00:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget to like and subscribe (curate your own RSS feed of my personal accomplishments and occasionally nod quietly to yourself)

07.07.2025 20:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three stills from the film, the Curse of the Aztec Mummy. The title screen, with art depicting a living mummy. An action shot of two people inside a house staring at a dramatically posing luchador dressed in all white. And an action shot of the mummy being all grrrrrrrrrgh.

Three stills from the film, the Curse of the Aztec Mummy. The title screen, with art depicting a living mummy. An action shot of two people inside a house staring at a dramatically posing luchador dressed in all white. And an action shot of the mummy being all grrrrrrrrrgh.

Seriously though, the Curse of the Aztec Mummy has this guy in it, more people should watch it.

Screencap nabbed from here, which appears on first glance to be a spoilery but favorable ish review of the movie:
neovideohunter.wordpress.com/tag/curse-of...

05.07.2025 12:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.

The Aztec Mummy trilogy is by + large some pretty fun old horror. The 1st one will remind you a lot of the plot of the Brendan Fraser film. The 2nd one is way more fun. The 3rd one... is terrible.

05.07.2025 12:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Justin Timberlake β€œit’s gonna be may” meme but it says β€œit’s July” 

He smiling maniacally in a white button up shirt

The Justin Timberlake β€œit’s gonna be may” meme but it says β€œit’s July” He smiling maniacally in a white button up shirt

01.07.2025 22:01 πŸ‘ 371 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 4
Become a 
jamΓ³n expert
at our
Ham School

Become a jamΓ³n expert at our Ham School

TIRED: β€œlearn to code!”
WIRED:

30.06.2025 00:35 πŸ‘ 8206 πŸ” 1236 πŸ’¬ 154 πŸ“Œ 278

Guy who pronounces OJ Simpson "Odge Simpson"

29.06.2025 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you were in a hypothetical situation, what would you do?

23.06.2025 19:59 πŸ‘ 1255 πŸ” 298 πŸ’¬ 177 πŸ“Œ 43
A photo of an Isuzu-brand automobile overlaid on top of a background image from the anime My Hero Academia. The car has the character Izuku Midoriya's hair.

A photo of an Isuzu-brand automobile overlaid on top of a background image from the anime My Hero Academia. The car has the character Izuku Midoriya's hair.

Just shattered that someone got to this joke before me.

www.reddit.com/r/BokuNoMeta...

25.06.2025 11:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anchorman: "As a Large Language Model, I do not have a personal opinion on the city of San Diego, California."

Fred Willard: "Damn it, for the last time, anything you put on that teleprompter, Burgundy will read!"

24.06.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

all x86 do is execute instruction fetch memory be hot chip and lie

28.05.2024 02:33 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

It's Death to Smoochy Daddy Season

23.06.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is their full name the Philadelphia Philadelphias? if so minus 5 points for creativity

12.05.2024 20:44 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2