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Cat dad. Do not obey in advance. #catsofbluesky “Fuck. This is so fucking stupid” -Hank Green, January 20th, 2025

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"Affordability is a scam"

29.01.2026 21:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No first, no second, I swear if ICE starts trying to hold up in citizens houses, and we lose the THIRD AMENDMENT? It's already a hell scale but some light constitutional humor never hurt nobody.

25.01.2026 14:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is fascist propaganda. This is not a legitimate government.

24.01.2026 19:18 👍 726 🔁 200 💬 19 📌 3

I hope she never sleeps a restful night the rest of her life. Ghouls every one of them. (Except Cooper Howard. He's cool)

24.01.2026 19:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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People are focused on "Make Heaven More CROWDED," suggesting that more people need to die.

But the slogan also underscores how Christian Nationalists fail to think through their theology. Heaven can only become more crowded if their supposedly all-powerful God lacks the power to expand it.

20.01.2026 06:47 👍 3652 🔁 716 💬 1020 📌 205

We need to have Obama pretend to be locked up in prison. This way Trump will get jealous and we can have him want to go to jail and then just lock the door behind him.

19.01.2026 15:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fwiw i think his obsession with the nobel prize is entirely about obama getting it (setting aside whether or not obama ought to have received it)

19.01.2026 15:31 👍 7710 🔁 938 💬 221 📌 87

Vivek Ramaswamy is an opportunist who has weaponized bigotry at the expense of himself and his own community. He thinks nothing of Ohio, only in so much as to how he can manipulate it to his own benefit. #ohio #governorsrace #acton #amyacton

18.01.2026 13:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fair enough, I suppose it's more so apparent how lacking in their understanding of nuance the right is in comparison to everyone else in the world.

17.01.2026 13:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The nuance of celebrity and utilization of camp is understood by the left and not by the right.

17.01.2026 13:02 👍 43 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Frey: "This notion of inflammatory comments -- c'mon guys. I dropped an F bomb, they killed someone. Which one of those is more inflammatory? I'm going with the killing somebody."

09.01.2026 15:49 👍 34833 🔁 8532 💬 1501 📌 655

JD Vance would lie about needing to breathing if it courted favor with the right.

08.01.2026 18:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy #caturday from my boy Mooney!

27.12.2025 13:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My husband is dead, I am STRICKEN with grief.

21.12.2025 22:22 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If the previous president had prepared for the current administration, then they wouldn't have done this. This is the journalistic equivalent of saying "if my parents hadn't had me, then I wouldn't have committed this crime. Shame on my parents."

15.12.2025 16:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of a CNBC headline that reads: “How device hoarding by Americans is costing economy.” The subtext says Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever, which may be smart for consumers but can reduce productivity.

Screenshot of a CNBC headline that reads: “How device hoarding by Americans is costing economy.” The subtext says Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever, which may be smart for consumers but can reduce productivity.

If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.

27.11.2025 15:58 👍 9430 🔁 1415 💬 1246 📌 360

Classic fascist playbook. Immigrants are:
A. Lazy freeloaders taking our governments money
B. Stealing jobs from hard working Americans
C. Able to afford houses while being freeloading AND hard working?

13.11.2025 23:23 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It's kind of a throw-everything-at-the-wall-kind-of-facsism.

13.11.2025 23:21 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I feeling he'd a WICKED response to any kind of water.

13.11.2025 23:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

JD Vance:
*speaks racial and cultural stereotype*

12.11.2025 18:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank goodness marriage equality stands where it is, and where it should have always been.

10.11.2025 16:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If Christians actually read what Jesus taught then that would have been around this whole time.

10.11.2025 14:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Babysitting my niece and nephew and they're currently playing Mario Kart. My nephew keeps taking his thumb off the gas and when I tell him he's not going because of that looks at me and goes "but...I don't want to use gas. I want to win." 😐 Kids.

08.11.2025 13:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Republicans are so scared of having to share wealth, share opportunity, that they would rather burn the country to the ground than let anyone who isn't a straight, white, christian man have any for of success or peace of mind.

06.11.2025 14:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

30.09.2025 14:43 👍 49584 🔁 15462 💬 663 📌 714

It's giving Louis XVI BIG TIME.

29.09.2025 16:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't feed the fascists.

29.09.2025 16:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is Brian Kilmeade good? Like...mentally? I don't think he was hugged enough as a child maybe.

24.09.2025 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brendan Carr is a bald baby. Pass it on.

24.09.2025 15:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.

30.08.2025 11:43 👍 23832 🔁 4221 💬 499 📌 189