guy 1: they're saying he "went alien mode on the pussy"
guy 2: I really just don't know what that means
11.03.2026 02:15
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guy 1: they're saying he "went alien mode on the pussy"
guy 2: I really just don't know what that means
I'll play jug
that's mighty fine with me
would you fw a whistle-while-you-work mf like me
I should have known
letting chimps get their fruit-stained fingers on crystals would be like casting pearls before swine
I believe it was a new energy drink flavor
When the water cooler water flows so do such erudite topics worthy of deep discussion
"It tastes like grape but it goes down like cranberry"
overheard fragment of coworker conversation
- I can't right now. I'm waiting on the wood filler on the door frame to dry.
- Sorry, I can't do that until the wood filler on the door frame is dry.
- Not yet. I'm still waiting on the wood filler to dry on the door frame.
- Not until the wood filler on the door frame is dry. I'll try again later.
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it's in the name...
you're welcome
imagine all your favorite characters from your favorite media going to town on your genitals
these hills teem with escaped mutated weirds from the fastness of lord Dodo-Bobo
trending nicotine ramen
this is why I scroll the channel listings with my hand down my basketball shorts
meant to be a question mark there but oh well
(voice quavering) Peekst thou a boo, father
lmao
knowingly doing naughty stuff is even worse than unknowingly so now I probably have to report you. are you sure about this?
pointing at strangers on the street who are doing nothing of consequence and saying "you'll get in trouble for that"
McDonald's to introduce McSperience points which can be earned by doing quests in the real world
a phrase I've heard but do not entirely understand might apply here: a rose by any other name would smell as sweet
I've heard it both ways
just the sheer concept of bugs is all
not much else to be said
