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Cassandra Yorke

@cassieyorke1921

Author of the NYT Book Club favorite Mary, Everything. Actual 1920s rememberer. Midwestern Gothic to the core.

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I've never been quite the Gaiman fan you have, but I respected his craft. All of this stuff did take me by surprise.

16.01.2025 03:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of two people playing with a rabbit in the grass . ALT: a black and white photo of two people playing with a rabbit in the grass .

I have return

13.01.2025 04:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bots don't Suffer, my dude

05.07.2023 09:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been shouting this from the rooftops for ages

https://glamourdaze.com/2019/03/what-flappers-really-wore-in-the-1920s.html

03.07.2023 22:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Four panels from an infamous interview, woman holds microphone up to a man speaking

Panel 1: "I live in constant fear of the western descent towards fascism"

Panel 2: "But i digress..."

Panel 3: "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing"

Panel 4: "There is much pain in the world but not in this room"

Four panels from an infamous interview, woman holds microphone up to a man speaking Panel 1: "I live in constant fear of the western descent towards fascism" Panel 2: "But i digress..." Panel 3: "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing" Panel 4: "There is much pain in the world but not in this room"

How it feels to check bluesky

03.07.2023 14:01 πŸ‘ 1375 πŸ” 341 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 5

I like how on this platform when you block someone it immediately blurs their profile for you, like you have stricken their image from all the steles and tablets

03.07.2023 15:11 πŸ‘ 624 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 5

Some evil vermin bit me on the eyelid and now my eye droops shut. Freakin awesome

03.07.2023 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're not as old as we used to be, Sleek

03.07.2023 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah hey Elon. These student loan companies are, um...suffering from woke-ism. Yeah. Nobody can tell jokes there. "Liberals" get... (checks notes)..."triggered". Please, Elon. Buy the student loan companies and bring humor/free speech. You can remove bathroom sinks if you want

02.07.2023 00:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m begging elon musk to purchase the company that has my private student loans, put them out of business due to stupidity please

01.07.2023 18:47 πŸ‘ 5103 πŸ” 646 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 23

A black and white photo of me from WWII where I'm conferring with other generals over a map, discussing how to repel their invasion and drive them back to Tumblr

01.07.2023 09:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If only people would join the Klan or some n**i group then they'd be just fine. When in Rome, go to a Mussolini rally

30.06.2023 10:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you think of a skeet that’s really funny but you can’t form a sentence with it so you just write a few words then press cancel

30.06.2023 09:33 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

getting yelled at for saying i think garth brooks should use his flying rig to swoop down and pluck that matt walsh guy out of a crowd and carry him up several hundred feet and then drop him, and then chug a bud light and drill the bottle at his corpse with perfect aim

28.06.2023 23:25 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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@nocontroller.bsky.social @twittermarv.bsky.social

29.06.2023 08:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it's bad in Columbus too. The air is like milk

28.06.2023 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A crypto bot followed me and I blocked immediately while screeching like I was someone trying to kill a scary bug in the house

27.06.2023 16:20 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sabaton could write about the most prosaic thing imaginable and it's so badass that it makes you want to crawl out of your skin and scream about it

25.06.2023 04:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your skeets have a chintzy, dubious sort of appeal, like a jewel-encrusted beer sign in a backwoods dive bar

24.06.2023 02:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And pinned skeets, those too

23.06.2023 17:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i hate these ai generated avatar pictures all those nigh indistinguishable assholes have got now. can spot them from across a city block. the greasy stable diffusion sheen glows like the people in those old herpes commercials

31.05.2023 00:48 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

I would never use a video game controller

23.06.2023 02:45 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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A time travel adventure to the 1920s.

A lonely undergrad in mortal danger. A rescue across time. And a life-and-death battle against a mysterious society.

Mary, Everything is available on Kindle and in paperback.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/55500872-mary-everything

23.06.2023 06:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(wearing a piece of scotch tape as a tie clip and spilling a pile of liability waivers everywhere) hey you guys wanna see the titanic

20.06.2023 15:40 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I have arrived. The vibes here are SO much better. Thank you, Marv. ❀️

22.06.2023 18:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I posted this on the Fake Book

22.06.2023 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0