I've never been quite the Gaiman fan you have, but I respected his craft. All of this stuff did take me by surprise.
I've never been quite the Gaiman fan you have, but I respected his craft. All of this stuff did take me by surprise.
Bots don't Suffer, my dude
I've been shouting this from the rooftops for ages
https://glamourdaze.com/2019/03/what-flappers-really-wore-in-the-1920s.html
Four panels from an infamous interview, woman holds microphone up to a man speaking Panel 1: "I live in constant fear of the western descent towards fascism" Panel 2: "But i digress..." Panel 3: "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing" Panel 4: "There is much pain in the world but not in this room"
How it feels to check bluesky
I like how on this platform when you block someone it immediately blurs their profile for you, like you have stricken their image from all the steles and tablets
Some evil vermin bit me on the eyelid and now my eye droops shut. Freakin awesome
We're not as old as we used to be, Sleek
Yeah hey Elon. These student loan companies are, um...suffering from woke-ism. Yeah. Nobody can tell jokes there. "Liberals" get... (checks notes)..."triggered". Please, Elon. Buy the student loan companies and bring humor/free speech. You can remove bathroom sinks if you want
iβm begging elon musk to purchase the company that has my private student loans, put them out of business due to stupidity please
A black and white photo of me from WWII where I'm conferring with other generals over a map, discussing how to repel their invasion and drive them back to Tumblr
If only people would join the Klan or some n**i group then they'd be just fine. When in Rome, go to a Mussolini rally
you think of a skeet thatβs really funny but you canβt form a sentence with it so you just write a few words then press cancel
getting yelled at for saying i think garth brooks should use his flying rig to swoop down and pluck that matt walsh guy out of a crowd and carry him up several hundred feet and then drop him, and then chug a bud light and drill the bottle at his corpse with perfect aim
@nocontroller.bsky.social @twittermarv.bsky.social
Yeah it's bad in Columbus too. The air is like milk
A crypto bot followed me and I blocked immediately while screeching like I was someone trying to kill a scary bug in the house
Sabaton could write about the most prosaic thing imaginable and it's so badass that it makes you want to crawl out of your skin and scream about it
Your skeets have a chintzy, dubious sort of appeal, like a jewel-encrusted beer sign in a backwoods dive bar
And pinned skeets, those too
i hate these ai generated avatar pictures all those nigh indistinguishable assholes have got now. can spot them from across a city block. the greasy stable diffusion sheen glows like the people in those old herpes commercials
I would never use a video game controller
A time travel adventure to the 1920s.
A lonely undergrad in mortal danger. A rescue across time. And a life-and-death battle against a mysterious society.
Mary, Everything is available on Kindle and in paperback.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/55500872-mary-everything
(wearing a piece of scotch tape as a tie clip and spilling a pile of liability waivers everywhere) hey you guys wanna see the titanic
I have arrived. The vibes here are SO much better. Thank you, Marv. β€οΈ
I posted this on the Fake Book