The Badness (freshly pejorative)

Lol

Me, all dressed like a big boy! (black shirt, black jeans, black shoes, black/gray plaid scarf. i am a scrawny redhead who requires, and so wears, glasses.)

Dressed today for the job I want!

(mouldering corpse; would also accept pampered housecat.)

Your arms though, they have gotten extremely very arms-y. The effort’s quite visible.

Hah, yeah, “pale.”

- a redhead

I guess there’s a bright spot in that it’ll be a good while before I’ll have anything resembling an appetite after experiencing that, so no time-wasting lunch will be necessary.

Curiosity got the better of me and I'm trying a Celsius, and at first impression, this is ...

F#*KING FOUL.

Travel alert page from American Airlines listing Upper Midwest cities expected to be impacted by Winter Storm Iona, including Chicago, IL.

Iona, you'd better f#*king not.

Friends with bonefits?

Un fléau mondial: moi non plus!

If I can't feel every single hair follicle on the back of my head, I am not fully caff'd.

Yeah.

"Will" or "does," how to choose, how to choose.

There are two cats: one gray, in the front, and one black, behind. They are arranged in a single cat bed (which sits at the top of a cat tower), viewed from the side. Gray cat, Otto, is visible as an adorable face and a paw emerging over the rim of the bed. Black cat, Albrecht, is behind Otto. The top of his head and one eye are visible; one paw emerges from behind Otto. Much of the rest of him appears as a mysterious black presence behind and above Otto, because Albrecht is arranged on the rim of the cat bed. They are in love. I know this to be true.

I'm in a generous mood, so you're getting a pair of big 'ole softies for #SCS.

#Ottotimes #Albrechttimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats #voidkitties #blackcats

Well it does.

Get used to it.

Vine charcoal drawing of a standing lady who forgot to put on clothes.

I did an art!

Again.

Picture of a veiny arm.

Had blood taken recently.

Phlebotomist: “Looks like I won’t need a tourniquet.”

[waiting patiently. impatiently. hopping up and down.]

Just me (wonky-looking redhead dude), wearing a black/gray plaid scarf and a gray sweater. Pictured from slightly below head-on, and from lower-chest up.

Why must this guest office be so cold?

Muscly eggplant … is a phrase I would never have thought to write before?

I would volunteer, but (a) far and (b) I am a bony MF, not great when attempting to imitate a blankie.

two cartoon characters are sitting on a sidewalk talking to each other . Alt: two cartoon characters are sitting on a sidewalk talking to each other .

If you can’t wrap your mind around the notion that the point of writing a thesis (or any paper) is much broader than the pile of dead trees that result?

“I just watched a sociology student position themself for a very awkward experience when attempting to be a professor without having actually learned the material.”

OF COURSE I missed making the Tao Te Chi(huahua) joke.

#catddadproblems

This is the way; the Tao Te Chat, as it were.

Just remembered it’s a drawing day and, like magic, I am now in a good mood.

Floofy gray cat (frontal view, just face/neck/paws), riding a shoulder. Gently backlit by morning sun. He rides as a king on his stallion: noble, haughty, at ease with his boundless authority.

Mr. Otto is here, a furry cat to keep you safe from Friday the 13th.

#Ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats #fcf

Huh. Now why would “Carol of the Bells” be going through my mind?

I can’t possibly even imagine.

🎶night swimming deserves a whale-y night🎶