RED AND BLUE! (PARODY!)

+ . . .
× . . . WE'RE NOT IN CROSSROADS ANYMORE?!

[RedNoob starts to panic, BlueNoob stays quiet, visibly worried]

(💭 + Uncle Noobador is going to kill us...)

× The blue void?
+ I've never heard of that area in crossroads before...

[If these kids still think they're in crossroads, they're very lost]

+ By any chance, do you know what this place is? Because...

[Blue looks at Red]

+ No offense Red, but i'm pretty sure you don't know where we are...

× HEY! Of course i know!
[me when i lie]

+ Nice to meet ya Amp! We're-

× WE ARE RED NOOB AND BLUE NOOB! THE MOST POWERFUL ROBLOXIANS IN CROSSROADS!!!

+ . . .
+ but just call us Red and Blue!

[The kids look down and finally see Amp]

+ Oh! Uh...H-Hello there!

×...What is this thing?

[Red looks a bit confused]

+ Huh?
× Uh...who said that?

[Are these kids stupid-]

[RedNoob accidentally took a Noobador's poster instead of the map] [So, yeah, they're lost]

+ Uhm..Red? Are you sure you know where we're going? I think we're a bit lost...

× Of course i know! I've been looking at the map this whole time! We're almost there!

[Yeah the kids are lost]

N00.BY
:3c

N00.BY
:3

N00.BY
the lord can't help u
BUT THE POWER OF RED AND BLUE CAN HELP YOU!!!!! (specially the POWERFUL REDNOOB!!!)/j

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× text = Red Noob
+ text = Blue Noob

[ALL THE ART IT'S MADE BY ME, I'M USING MY OWN DESIGNS FOR THE SILLIES :333]

+ BLUE AND RED!! FIGHTING TILL' THE END!! ×

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