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Steph ✌🏻

@chaosgoblin13

I'm just 3 opossums in a trenchcoat, making it through day by day. **none of us are free until we're all free** swiftie but stonelor/performancelor/gaylor - fight me lol πŸ–€I make deals with the devil because my dick is biggerπŸ–€ okay thank you mommy πŸ˜‚

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AND WE ARE NEVER, EVER, EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER.

12.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not me reading this after listening to his new song on my way home & it really hitting - aka I had a really anxious last two hours at work & I just wanted to turn my brain off and bop. Not my normal/chosen music πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

12.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is smiling and says " giggles " ALT: a man with a mustache is smiling and says " giggles "
08.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been watching Superstore and they started the last season with the beginnings of the lockdown and I had a full blown panic attack. Watching a comedy sitcom. You're not alone.

08.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Collective PTSD is a real thing, right? Because remembering this stuff is making my skin crawl and tears to flow.

08.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Daisy's bare naked, I was distraught....

07.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 30338 πŸ” 7525 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 238

This is actually one of the main points of contention between me & my husband because he doesn't think I'm funny but the feedback from my coworkers & friends begs to differ. They really just don't get women, their perspective, or intelligence. Some see it as a threat, others are just oblivious.

05.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Add movies, tv shows, books, etc. I'll ruin it in a flat second and make it everyone's problem.

04.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Albums tell a story when listened to how the artist organized it - this is why I dislike using Spotify or Pandora (free versions) and prefer to just purchase the physical CD 😝

01.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s a fucking cult of the dumbest among us.

28.02.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 1567 πŸ” 292 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 9

It feels like that would be the most fun situation πŸ˜„

28.02.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

do they allow the sexist jokes, hateful comments, πŸ‡ jokes? Or do they be a decent human and say something? This is where real men show that they give a damn. Not their performative anger.

27.02.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My take on the hockey boys laughing when djt said his little joke about inviting the women -

It's not so much about what men are saying to women but what they're saying about women when they don't feel like they have to perform for the public -

27.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Rep. Al Green was holding a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes" at the State of the Union:

Rep. Al Green was holding a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes" at the State of the Union:

Rep. Al Green was holding a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes" at the #SOTU:

25.02.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 23514 πŸ” 5007 πŸ’¬ 617 πŸ“Œ 304

Ah damn 😞

24.02.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Correction - not gay BUT she did sign with Big Machine Records in 2013.

16.02.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to listen to Laura Bell Bundy 15+ years ago - apparently she came out as gay in the country music world... I can see some invisible strings happening here.

16.02.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds me of leopards for some reason.....

15.02.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just saying... She looks so much happier when she's doing her art than when she's with any man.

13.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello!! Glad to have you here! (I used to follow you on TT but deleted the app last year)

11.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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bad bunny: 'english is not my first language. But it's okay, it's not america's first language either" (shared by noah kahan on insta)

08.02.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this a new photo? I don't remember seeing it with the album release.

08.02.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Immigrant whose skull was broken in 8 places during ICE arrest says beating was unprovoked Alberto CastaΓ±eda MondragΓ³n was hospitalized with eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages. Officers claimed he ran into a wall, but medical staff doubted that account.

Alberto CastaΓ±eda MondragΓ³n was hospitalized with eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages. Officers claimed he ran into a wall, but medical staff doubted that account. n.pr/4bHoZDU

08.02.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 1169 πŸ” 615 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 45

You posted the same pic twice?

07.02.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not covered in goo but it reminds me of this scene from Jurassic World (can't find the right picture sorry)

07.02.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone pointed out the crown from the photo shoot? It's on a Greek-style pillar off to the side..?

Tbf I haven't seen the mv yet, just stills, so I could be missing a big part of the mv lol

07.02.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gay✨

07.02.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I say this with utmost sincerity - I am so proud of you! πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

03.02.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0