Fuck off, fascist
18.10.2025 19:26
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Fuck off, fascist
Fuck right off
A month or two ago, Cash App decided to offer me $2 worth of Bitcoin. I took it because it's a free two bucks.
It's now worth $1.76. 😂
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It's like the worst soap opera ever and I can't look away. This is like if Tommy Wiseau directed a procedural drama about the government.
So you accomplished nothing. Thanks. Do y'all have an actual plan to do something about the Nazi government or are y'all content to sit around and chat about it while actual people suffer?
This is peak Austin.
A reminder that SpaceX tests their shit at 1 am just a couple miles from residential areas. Oh, and there's also Elon Musk too, but SpaceX has always been trash. Please stop simping for the assholes who keep my fellow Texans from peacefully enjoying their homes. And also fuck Elon specifically.
Let's see...
Last week I:
1. Didn't salute any Nazis
2. Didn't salute any Nazis
3. Didn't salute any Nazis
4. Didn't salute any Nazis
5. Didn't salute any Nazis
Oh yeah, and also I didn't salute any Nazis. Not one time.
What do you mean *I'm* the government?
Several years of meh times sounds pretty relaxing at this point.
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Thanks. I fucking hate it.
*applauds in Texan with a note that I very definitely did not vote for the current clown in chief*
Somewhere in my boxes of things that I outgrew but refuse to toss is a black T-shirt that says "my grandfather was ANTIFA in WWII" featuring a soldier stepping on a Nazi flag.
I just need to lose a few more pounds so I can proudly wear that shit all over the place.
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You? Biased? Impossible! I will admit that I hit the refresh button quite a bit less frequently the last 4 years than I did the 4 before that, though.
I had hoped this would never be relevant again, but here we are.
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