Eli Deep

So the women complained all last week to no avail and then the men complain and it gets switched out...

Shucks, Sass.

A pic of me with no shirt on, standing in front of a wooden fence. I’m wearing a blue baseball cap.

Happy #ttt, hottie and hotties. 😉

It’s only matter of time before we find out that Kash Patel has a CRAZY sports betting addiction.

That’s the thing!! Those little beepboop reward sounds become a condescending taunt.

I canceled my class!

I won the uncle prize for doing this once and I’ll never forget the mocking tone of the little plate eating machine as I both reveled and suffered

Same-sex pool
Traer, IA

I certainly notice whenever a business I'm visiting has a pride flag on display, or if I'm in a neighborhood where there are a lot of them. It doesn't mean the people there are going to do anything in particular for me, but it means it's pretty unlikely they're going to scream at or hurt me

personally I really appreciate small gestures of performative support because I know the worst-case scenario for that interaction is cringe allyship, not being harassed

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

the president of the united states just said he found out the country he started a war with had boats sometime after he started that war

WNBA-WNBPA CBA meeting now going into the fifth hour. Ask us anything

What in the absolute FUCK

Clock that shows the “feels like” time

Dear god

oh i...i wasn't prepared honestly whew Lord

Hundreds of women, disproportionately Black women, forced out of the federal workforce, because of racist dummies like this bitch below.

Close up of a round white sticker with an American flag. The sticker says “I voted” in blue text. The sticker is sitting in my hand. In the background is my tile floor.

Did it

Everyone has a cable TV hear-me-out and mine’s Andrew Zimmern 🐛👨🏻‍🦲🥵

There is such divine pleasure in going to a restaurant alone, sitting at the bar, and enjoying a private feast.

Artist drawing of outfit for Egg (from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms)looking like emaciated hobbit/before picture of gollum

Egg is actually short for Smeggol

I’m so upset at how true this will be

"Sloppelganger" is one for the ages

Primary every single one

This Ancient Crocodile Ancestor Learned to Walk on Two Legs This Ancient Crocodile Ancestor Learned to Walk on Two Legs: It was a childhood crawler before it walked upright

New study: 220 million years ago, small crocodilians learned to walk on two legs, and gathered in large social groups. Whenever I see a story like this, I wonder if there were complex civilizations that came before our monkey times. Maybe ancient crocs left Earth long ago. nautil.us/this-ancient...

"I'm not here, you're hallucinating"

We lost something when Ebert died. He was a critic-and he could be critical AF, but he was also a dude who just loved movies. Loving something often means you love the garbage as well as the gourmet. I feel like folks have forgotten that, today.

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Freya was honored just to be nominated.