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SamAt5am from the bird app {call me Sam! '97 she/they; głównie ona/czasem on} I don't belong to this age, I belong to dragon age #samwrites

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you know who also was all into simplifying the language and removing the harder parts, so that everything is on an elementary school level?
socialists.

12.03.2026 13:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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–︿–✋️不了。
#Diluc

11.03.2026 11:34 👍 152 🔁 79 💬 2 📌 0

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 👍 13767 🔁 3144 💬 91 📌 235
Stygian Onslaught Battle Records Review

2026/3 - Fearless (V) - 345s
2026/1 - Menacing (IV) - 270s
2025/12 - Menacing (IV) - 258s
2025/10 - Menacing (IV) - 286s
2025/9 - Menacing (IV) - 308s
2025/8 - Menacing (IV) - 293s
2025/6 - Fearless (V) - 345s

Highlighted: Crush and Obliterate 2026/3
Best Record: Fearless (V) 345s

Battlefield 1: Battle-Hardened Hexadecatonic Mandragora: Stormvine
Battle Time: 119s
C0 Venti Lv. 90 - C0 Durin Lv. 80 - C6 Faruzan Lv. 80 - C6 Bennett Lv. 90
Strongest Single Strike - Venti - 82 587
Highest Total Damage Dealt - Venti - 13 744 233

Battlefield 2: Knuckle Duckle: Armored Arsenal
Battle Time: 107s
C1 Flins Lv. 90 - C0 Columbina Lv. 80 - C0 Ineffa Lv. 80 - C6 Sucrose Lv. 90
Strongest Single Strike - Flins - 435 882
Highest Total Damage Dealt - Flins - 17 187 862

Battlefield 3: Secret Source Automaton: Overseer Device - Obliterator Panoply
Battle Time: 119s
C0 Wriothesley Lv. 90 - C0 Furina Lv. 90 - C0 Shenhe Lv. 90 - C0 Escoffier Lv. 90
Strongest Single Strike - Wriothesley - 83 276
Highest Total Damage Dealt - Wriothesley - 2 787 947

Stygian Onslaught Battle Records Review 2026/3 - Fearless (V) - 345s 2026/1 - Menacing (IV) - 270s 2025/12 - Menacing (IV) - 258s 2025/10 - Menacing (IV) - 286s 2025/9 - Menacing (IV) - 308s 2025/8 - Menacing (IV) - 293s 2025/6 - Fearless (V) - 345s Highlighted: Crush and Obliterate 2026/3 Best Record: Fearless (V) 345s Battlefield 1: Battle-Hardened Hexadecatonic Mandragora: Stormvine Battle Time: 119s C0 Venti Lv. 90 - C0 Durin Lv. 80 - C6 Faruzan Lv. 80 - C6 Bennett Lv. 90 Strongest Single Strike - Venti - 82 587 Highest Total Damage Dealt - Venti - 13 744 233 Battlefield 2: Knuckle Duckle: Armored Arsenal Battle Time: 107s C1 Flins Lv. 90 - C0 Columbina Lv. 80 - C0 Ineffa Lv. 80 - C6 Sucrose Lv. 90 Strongest Single Strike - Flins - 435 882 Highest Total Damage Dealt - Flins - 17 187 862 Battlefield 3: Secret Source Automaton: Overseer Device - Obliterator Panoply Battle Time: 119s C0 Wriothesley Lv. 90 - C0 Furina Lv. 90 - C0 Shenhe Lv. 90 - C0 Escoffier Lv. 90 Strongest Single Strike - Wriothesley - 83 276 Highest Total Damage Dealt - Wriothesley - 2 787 947

I got my first fearless clear since the first rotation 😭💞

11.03.2026 21:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every writer deserves the same appreciation of their work that you have - the fact that you love your creations is the best proof that you're doing things right! 🥺💞

11.03.2026 19:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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ノ~ ♡
#Diluc

30.11.2025 12:40 👍 32 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0
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#albedo #genshinimpact

10.03.2026 12:03 👍 25 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0
Genshindle

I found today's #Genshindle in 4 tries!

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genshindle.com

06.03.2026 23:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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大團長回鄉!! 還帶菲林斯一起聚聚🍻
#GenshinImpact #法爾伽
#原神空月之歌 #月之五 #HoYoverse

04.03.2026 13:30 👍 137 🔁 65 💬 2 📌 0
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04.03.2026 14:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAI- *gets forcefully removed from the scene*

04.03.2026 14:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Week #7 of beating Dottore solo: Tartaglia

04.03.2026 14:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
taylor tomlinson
Prodigal Daughter

Taylor Tomlinson takes her fans to church with hilarious confessions about dating in her 30s, growing up sheltered and why she refuses to use AI.

taylor tomlinson Prodigal Daughter Taylor Tomlinson takes her fans to church with hilarious confessions about dating in her 30s, growing up sheltered and why she refuses to use AI.

this is the stand-up if anyone is interested as well:

03.03.2026 10:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Netflix just showed me an add of a stand-up and while watching it I was just "haha, funny, but whatever" - but then I saw the description saying "talks about why she refuses to use AI" and suddenly I was like "ooh, maybe I'd watch it 👀" lmao the anti-AI spite is real

03.03.2026 10:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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#luckae 🔥abyss❄️

02.03.2026 13:19 👍 118 🔁 37 💬 0 📌 0

quoting bc the cut off part of the message is kind of important lmao

03.03.2026 05:19 👍 15 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 1
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My contribution to local Kaeya and Diluc calendar 🍂 My month was October ☺️ #kaeluc

28.02.2026 20:59 👍 27 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0

kinks will continue until morale improves

02.03.2026 16:40 👍 57 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 0
Two panels of Inquisitor Arlen and Dorian gossiping, one when they were young, one when they're older and married.

Two panels of Inquisitor Arlen and Dorian gossiping, one when they were young, one when they're older and married.

Some things never change 🐍⚔️
#DragonAge #DragonAgeArt

02.03.2026 17:02 👍 310 🔁 96 💬 3 📌 0
Genshindle

I found today's #Genshindle in 3 tries!

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genshindle.com

02.03.2026 10:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I completely lost track of Citrus Con bc of real life stuff and I missed all of it 😭

02.03.2026 00:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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大事な手紙
#luckae

26.02.2026 12:14 👍 230 🔁 88 💬 1 📌 0
[PANEL 1]

a Blue Wizard points at the armored Lord Blasphemous, who has risen from his throne into an awesome battle pose with his two axes

Wizard: LORD BLASPHEMOUS! MANY MOONS AGO, YOU STRUCK DOWN MY FATHER - JUST A SIMPLE FARMER!

Lord Blasphemous: bro. it's kind of crazy but i remember that guy


[PANEL 2]

the Wizard and Lord Blasphemous bump fists

Wizard: dude THANK you
Lord Blasphemous: for real?
Wizard: yeah that guy was dogshit
Lord Blasphemous: oh no way

[PANEL 1] a Blue Wizard points at the armored Lord Blasphemous, who has risen from his throne into an awesome battle pose with his two axes Wizard: LORD BLASPHEMOUS! MANY MOONS AGO, YOU STRUCK DOWN MY FATHER - JUST A SIMPLE FARMER! Lord Blasphemous: bro. it's kind of crazy but i remember that guy [PANEL 2] the Wizard and Lord Blasphemous bump fists Wizard: dude THANK you Lord Blasphemous: for real? Wizard: yeah that guy was dogshit Lord Blasphemous: oh no way

28.02.2026 20:21 👍 822 🔁 348 💬 1 📌 2

Things were quieting down, but Nie Huaisang started crying in pain at the other end of the room.

01.03.2026 12:50 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere

28.02.2026 09:54 👍 4080 🔁 2009 💬 29 📌 27

look, I know I've been pretty anti-AI on here, but if anyone who sees this has a chatgpt subscription, you should cancel it. the us just went to war with iran and openai put themselves first in line to profit. even the other AI companies think this is insane. no judgement, please cancel if you can

01.03.2026 18:05 👍 196 🔁 138 💬 1 📌 2
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Something is wrong with my hsr..🤔
#Flins

01.03.2026 21:09 👍 93 🔁 41 💬 1 📌 0

Aprendido hoy: marineros angloparlantes del siglo XVI tomaron la palabra española «tronada» para referirse a una tormenta violenta y muy ventosa. Pero la pronunciaban mal y decían: «tornado».

28.02.2026 16:30 👍 32 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
a drawing of Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji sitting on the ground with the rabbits. Wei Wuxian puts bunnies in Lan Zhan's sleeves. Lan Zhan is saying "Wei Ying, what's on your mind?" Wei Wuxian answers "We should test the capacity of your sleeves"

a drawing of Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji sitting on the ground with the rabbits. Wei Wuxian puts bunnies in Lan Zhan's sleeves. Lan Zhan is saying "Wei Ying, what's on your mind?" Wei Wuxian answers "We should test the capacity of your sleeves"

Someone on tumblr asked for LWJ with a ridiculous amount of bunnies in his sleeves. I think that’s the only way the bunnie could have gotten there 😂

#mdzs #wangxian

28.02.2026 20:04 👍 230 🔁 92 💬 7 📌 1
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 👍 19212 🔁 8214 💬 44 📌 122