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@excesshyperbole

I'm a single issue voter. That issue is Human Rights.

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Neither did Trump

12.03.2026 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that donโ€™t fit because theyโ€™re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

12.03.2026 11:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 33695 ๐Ÿ” 8030 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1338 ๐Ÿ“Œ 493
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12.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I stand for stuff.

12.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't include me in YOUR nihilism!

12.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my9games.com

12.03.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rhys Nicholson explains the Bean Soup Theory applied to transgender people
Rhys Nicholson explains the Bean Soup Theory applied to transgender people YouTube video by ABC iview

youtube.com/shorts/Eufxr...

12.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Make sure there isn't a minus sign.

12.03.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take the rest of the week off.

12.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't wait for the studio notes to include "Free Market is awesome" plot points.

11.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pentagon spent more on lobster in one month than it did on trans health care all year Under Pete Hegseth's leadership, the Defense Department spent more than $90 billion in September alone.
11.03.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They aren't my leader and Target needs to earn my business again.

11.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Oh no! Someone touched the lense!"

11.03.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Drawing from the 1800s showing how many  slaves fit in a slave ship.

Drawing from the 1800s showing how many slaves fit in a slave ship.

Spot on description

10.03.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just watched my co-worker spend 2 minutes literally licking his plate clean. Kinda like how my dogs will when we put a plate on the floor for them.

09.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How many guests of his are in the Epstein files vs the amount of trans people in the Epstein files?

06.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I was a kid I woke up to one in my room. It still haunts me.

06.03.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 751 ๐Ÿ” 170 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Men will still claim it's 26 hours.

05.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's November 19th, but I'm surprised it's not the longest day of the year.

05.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once ever 7 years I end up using a cable, thus validating my box o'cables.

05.03.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump has a shortlist to replace Noem.

05.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Seven tech giants signed Trumpโ€™s pledge to keep electricity costs from spiking around data centers โ€œThey need some PR help.โ€

www.theverge.com/news/889578/...

05.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not the one controlling anything but I do want you to have an edible and watch Star Wars.

05.03.2026 02:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฎ

04.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a person standing in front of a bright sun ALT: a cartoon of a person standing in front of a bright sun

I googled to see which one he is and learned he's Steve Smith! I didn't know that was him!

04.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cautiously optimistic

04.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It has been driving me nuts how much coverage the 4 military people who died, which is tragic, but so many Iranian's needlessly died, which we just gloss over.

04.03.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0