diabolic_warmonger

anything bad that happens to the d*dgers is good because they are ontologically evil

On that Afrin (a little less congested but my nose really hurts and I feel like I drank too much coffee)

Jomboy Media is literally just Barstool

It should be illegal to be on a boat with no fishing gear

Coworker told me they were going to spend their birthday on a lake I like to fish and that he and his buds rented a boat. When he told me nobody was fishing I was severely confused. Why rent the boat???

As a fisherman it bewilders me how some people go into nature and hang out at bodies of water and have no intention of fishing

It’s lame to both be earnestly celebrating America today AND be the person who is like “it’s shameful that you’re having fun today”

I’m predicting now that Paul Skenes won’t age well, and I don’t mean his pitching skills.

Can’t stop watching Portnoy getting CLOCKED by a slice of pizza. It’s incredible.

If that heckler really said “I texted your mom last night” to Marte then this entire situation is absurd and that dude needs to be apologized to.

I bet Jomboy voted Cuomo

They don’t even have to manufacture consent anymore lol

PCA is so good at baseball

Pages thinking Dylan Cease hit him intentionally is so funny.

I’m glad to see the lib sign making competitions went well today

it’s also like we all know what most of these guys believe but to go above and beyond to give the middle finger like this is so trash lol

look far be it from me to take every MLB player to task about their politics cause overall who cares but the Clayton Kershaw/Dodgers fans relationship has always been extremely funny to me.

@cubszone.bsky.social dansby says darn lol

@jomboymedia.bsky.social has always been something I find not nearly as good as people make it out to be, but it is going to start getting way worse beginning now. It's very naive to think that they have "maintained their independence" after this deal.

I’m sorry California I was not familiar with your game

Me to the lady who got all mad at me because I wouldn’t let her merge this morning: “yeah I know but have you thought about how we’re all doing this against our will?”

Is your MLB team ass? Just tune in to the @portlandpickles.bsky.social for some quality baseball devoid of incessant ads and ESPN commentators.

Ump in the Cubs/Tigers game (Derek Thomas) is such a loser. What a disgrace. The two best teams in baseball playing a weekend series and we have been subject to this bush league bullshit. We need ABS yesterday. That way at least whiny losers like Thomas can get their rocks off in new creative ways.

I respect weird people

I made this with unnecessary hate in my heart last night and I’m gonna post it now in the interest of transparency.

Bought a house I can barely afford last fall and it is insane how my realtor and mortgage company keep emailing me telling me that my “investment” is growing like man I live here???? This isn’t an investment. Real estate is deranged.

I am formally challenging Wes Anderson to a fist fight. (parody)

I just brought up the “forgot about Dre” music video and the ad right before it was for the video game manhunt remastered or something. This rules.

That’s wild. I’m old!