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Writer, producer, filmmaker, Course Leader and staff Producer at the National Film and Television School. Ex BBC, Ch4, Kudos. Hoping I might find a community here because I don’t know where else to go any more. London/Glasgow

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Out of curiosity I looked up "In The Hall Of The Mountain King" and Alton Towers comes below the fold, although there is a reference to "popular culture" (with its own linked page) in the opening section

09.03.2026 16:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is correct but it goes deeper; I remember reading 20 years ago in a friend's business studies textbook that the ideal C21st business is one unencumbered by customers and products, those pesky inconveniences in the process of revenue generation

09.03.2026 16:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fair enough

08.03.2026 13:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm not familiar enough with Serbia to comment, but I meant as a defence of a conflict that was otherwise unjustifiable

08.03.2026 13:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think part of the problem is that his self-justification for Iraq is "the leader was a baddie and removing leaders who are baddies is a good thing" which, even though it's unlikely he would have accepted that logic pre-2003, now blinkers his judgement of all wars

08.03.2026 13:13 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
06.03.2026 15:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(I was lucky enough to be on an early SLC plan. Repayment would be a different story today.)

06.03.2026 13:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

After traumatic teenage years, I left school with no A-levels. By 22, life was more stable and I decided to go to university (technically as a "mature" student). I got a 2:1, went on to complete a Masters, am mid-way through a satisfying career, and have fully repaid my loans. Fuck this noise

06.03.2026 12:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Agree, the whole story crosses a red line for conservatives / soft royalists, and QEII's payoff to a victim who never recovered isn't going to go away.
Also suspect Charles's relationship with Savile may have a long-term impact that hasn't yet been fully realised

04.03.2026 09:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

aka the Blair defence: it's fine to do this because the leaders are baddies. That's not how international law works.

03.03.2026 16:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They're also typically the people most opposed to intervention on climate change, another creator of large numbers of refugees. It's almost as if they don't do logic

03.03.2026 16:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Lots relatable here but surely the serious takeaway, for every creative field, is "making loads". Just keep making loads. It's all we can really do

02.03.2026 14:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I suspect most voters didn't buy the 'giving drugs to kids' line. Whatever your views on the Greens' drugs policy, it's pretty obvious that's not what they're arguing for, which makes the attacks sound a bit unhinged

27.02.2026 12:23 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I make no apologies for this. 30C and 10C are both stupid temperatures. It should be 15 - 25C at all times, otherwise I will complain

18.02.2026 17:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
15.02.2026 08:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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15.02.2026 08:16 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Meme of a little girl saying "porque no los dos", meaning "why not both?"

Meme of a little girl saying "porque no los dos", meaning "why not both?"

06.02.2026 12:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Even some of the more grownup-style sets are good value. In the last couple of years I've bought an SLR style camera with several moving parts for £13, and a pretty good imitation of my motorbike for £9

04.02.2026 10:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Applewood smoked in a toastie is great, and a couple of the "soft cheese" ones, but otherwise yes, I agree

29.01.2026 18:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Plus these same voters are likely spending almost none of their money on the high street. They want the town centre to be vibrant and buzzing with other people buying things, while they themselves shop online and out of town

28.01.2026 10:21 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I speak from experience when I say this is what evangelical Christianity primes you for: you are taught that "persecution" (read: people calling you out) is proof that you are on the right side.
Everyone being against you is not challenging, it's desirable, it's the thing you are told to hope for.

22.01.2026 12:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A social media post from the Daily Telegraph promoting a column by James Jeffrey, entitled "It's time to start mansplaining again", illustrated with a picture of Jordan Peterson

A social media post from the Daily Telegraph promoting a column by James Jeffrey, entitled "It's time to start mansplaining again", illustrated with a picture of Jordan Peterson

The Telegraph picture editor choosing to illustrate this thinkpiece with an image of the most idiotic man alive is first class subversion

20.01.2026 11:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Partly" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there

15.01.2026 17:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've never understood the media studies hate. Media literacy is probably in the top 5 skills necessary to navigate the modern world, and even for functionalists, the media and communications industries are two of the UK's biggest, with plenty of media graduates finding their way into eg PR.

07.01.2026 17:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Naughty, naughty, very naughty

06.01.2026 16:02 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AI de-aging is fairly trivial now (although it's more involved and time-consuming, and demands greater human input, than an AI techbro might like us to believe)

06.01.2026 09:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, I don't fantasise about it but when it happens I don't hate it

21.12.2025 12:17 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dare I confess that although the rest are terrible, I don't mind the "two brains" line. It has a kind of absurdist charm

17.12.2025 14:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
George Carlin with the caption "it's a big club, and you ain't in it"

George Carlin with the caption "it's a big club, and you ain't in it"

12.12.2025 22:11 👍 180 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0
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This was Homer's answer to that dilemma

12.12.2025 18:33 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0