slacks

how many years do the nets get to tank before becoming the Sonics?

12% from 3 in a win lmao

has anyone pointed out that his name is Altman and he’s trying to create Alt…man??

‘Absolute Dunce’ is actually how Nick’s job title is coded in the payroll system for the Birds

Nick Sirianni has not caught NEARLY enough shit for letting the AJ Brown situation get completely out of control due to employing his bozo buddy as an overmatched OC. The Eagles shouldn't even have to be in a position to consider trading 11. Absolute dunce

In the Jordan 11s, too. Came to to the table to *close*

I dunno, I literally know someone with a college degree who only 2-3 days ago said inflation is down.

Also 20 fewer free throws than Bam had. It was a much more fun watch.

Italy is manhandling USA baseball right now.

I can’t think of a single person who thought it was a sensible trade as soon as it was announced.

I mean it’s hard to disagree, but I think my perspective is that we’re dealing with a bad combo of both evil and dumb from voters all the way up to the White House.

Or just plain dumb

Reading about stuff that’s happened for the first time since 1933 is a lot cooler when it’s about like baseball stats or seeing a rare bird.

Also the darkest example maybe ever of why Oxford commas are necessary

gas prices aren't bad news for everyone - those of us who have been keeping a few barrels of crude in our apartment the last few years are sitting pretty

Funneling money to the commandos

3 straight seasons down the drain. Maybe if they keep doing the same thing it will eventually work out.

Lmao this is such a hilarious list and the closer is a perfect cherry on top. What a franchise…

Lot of depth and stability with this roster. Excellent work by Mr. Morey.

We just need the beer bed. We tuck ourselves into a water bed that is actually a beer bed with a big straw and somehow the bed is warm but the beer is Rocky Mountain cold.

Don’t worry he’s going to magically be fine for a deep, deep playoff run! It’s never happened before but it just will this time!

thought it wasn’t a war, though

I heard it’s illegal…to not send samples immediately to anyone who sees this image

So Jonathan Gannon

Markwayne Mullin is the most “defensive coordinator the whole team hates” option we have

see ya later. Nap time

Hegseth and Co running the Patullo offense out here smh

His philosophy of having to build around 3 stars and ignore depth issues is bad on its own but particularly bad if they won’t pay the tax. I don’t see any argument for him running the show any further. It’s been 6 seasons and they haven’t gone any further than the prior FO did.

Just really no defense of Morey being here after this year. Sure he wasn’t handed a great hand but outside of 2-3 good draft picks, everything else has been mishandled. PG and Embiid contracts will go down as the worst in Sixers history with exception of whatever Bynum was paid.