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James Hobbs

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Just my Twitter account recreated here with even fewer followers. Most likely posting occasional #oufc and #xfm twaddle. β€˜I just think they’re neat’ πŸ₯”

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If you’re at a loose end this evening and fancy sitting in the dark, feeling empty and bereft and having nightmares for weeks, have a little go with this.

02.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They could have given the case to Bedfordshire Police so we could have a banging episode of 24 Hours in Police Custody in the future. A definite two-parter.

#AndrewMountbattenWindsor

19.02.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Typical Cllr Middleton.

A hypocrite so often on local issues.

10.02.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Keysey is surely some sort Middle East ambassador.

@footballcliches.bsky.social

03.02.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A victory for the vaccinated 😌🎾. #australianopen #alcaraz

01.02.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ashley Williams described Tottenham’s defending as β€˜Comedy Central’ on MOTD.

Can we use full networks to describe passages of play or matches? β€˜That was a Paramount Plus of a performance’.

Doesnβ€˜t scan for me.

25.01.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds like an episode of Skyβ€˜s β€˜Dream Team’ from the noughties.

14.01.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Another football/soccer adjacent one.

Hartlepool v Doncaster was abridged to …

11.12.2025 15:46 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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@sweeperpod.bsky.social

Apropos of nothing, it feels very Lee to enjoy this bit of festive scheduling from the Ghanaian Premier League on the 28th December.

09.12.2025 10:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally broke The War on Drugs stranglehold on my #spotifywrapped this year. Instead of merely listening the the same stuff for a decade, I played the same stuff from the two decades before with R.E.M. and Springsteen on repeat.

#spotifywrapped2025

03.12.2025 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Taken from the opening credits of 'Eye on Springfield' from The Simpsons, it shows a blonde curvaceous woman's hips, midriff and chest. She is wearing a coconut bikini top and bottoms made from grey stones.

Taken from the opening credits of 'Eye on Springfield' from The Simpsons, it shows a blonde curvaceous woman's hips, midriff and chest. She is wearing a coconut bikini top and bottoms made from grey stones.

24.11.2025 10:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.11.2025 14:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Binfluencers.

11.11.2025 23:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@actualnames.bsky.social - a few for your here.

16.10.2025 20:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Nordic nations are uniformly lovely. Each one is a bit different to the other but with a thread of being very chilled out (literally and figuratively).

15.10.2025 11:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yanks for the mammaries πŸ˜ŽπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

11.10.2025 17:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s happened to all these wonderful surnames?

You can’t find a Bumstain for love nor money nowadays.

06.10.2025 12:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or possibly S1 E1 where he mistakes who can do the β€˜best Ali G impersonation (’Ah, that’s racist.’)

30.09.2025 13:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Re. The scene from the The Office. The Brent β€˜aghhh’ scene is when he’s being made to look through the pornographic photos by Gareth whilst Jennifer in the room (S1 E2).

30.09.2025 13:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.09.2025 06:30 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for your BlueSky followers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

21.09.2025 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.09.2025 12:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.09.2025 07:01 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.09.2025 14:48 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The little detail of the police being there is πŸ‘Œ.

02.09.2025 11:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, it was in last night’s episode.

Like the first contestant who asked to be omitted, they were evidently didn’t make it very far in the competition.

It made the editor’s job easier, I guess.

29.08.2025 11:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Correct, at last.

19.08.2025 10:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I applaud your sleuthing and eagle eye.

The show makers really shouldn’t have added a clue so obvious. Some awareness that someone could post it on social media and give the whole show away would have been good.

Oh well. I don’t need to waste any further time on it, I guess! #destinationx

08.08.2025 10:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was when R.E.M. split up in 2011.

07.08.2025 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#oufc πŸ’›πŸ’™

06.08.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0