AlmightyGosh

Does Batman ever say, “I love you”?

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Why always rap-battles and never polka-wars?

As a teenager in Portland in the 90’s, me and my buddies met Art one time outside a Ben & Jerry’s. He was super friendly.

You know he fantasizes about pushing that red button and using the first nukes in 70 years. You know it.

If he’s not stopped first.

C’mon cholesterol!!!

*with tears in my eyes*

Congratulations, Mr. President. You just said the dumbest thing ever uttered by any human being in the history of our species.

Frankly, it’s stupidity like we’ve never seen before.

It’s idiocy that we didn’t think was possible, at levels never dreamed of.

What if Spock was one of us?

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Why cheese? Why do you hate me?!

I thought it was “this is scary”, which is not a bad line. Think I’ll just take that one..

As long as listening to it still makes you angry, you’re doing okay.

When it starts to make sense, then you have a problem.

In the US, a bet on war is always a safe bet.

It didn’t have to be this way. 😔

This is the future I want.

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It seems to me that Russia (again) putting bounties on the heads of US soldiers is, inarguably worse than anything that Iran or Venezuela ever ever did to us, but what do I know?

Yeah, but “the smell and taste of war”. You never forget something like that.

…or so Markwayne has been told.

I’m not worried about Trans people taking away my freedoms.

I am worried about the Evangelical “Christians” who are openly and actively trying to take away our freedom.

Viva Las Underpass
Leica M10 Monochrom + Ksanar 1:3.5/21 ASPH.
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So, do we all get to wear ill-fitting trucker caps to funerals now, or is that honor reserved for the President?

Winner!

I don’t need Jesus, you need Jesus.

Seriously though, it’d be handy to have a guy around who can turn water into wine.

Official MAHA Health Tips:
- Beef irregulars (priced to move)
- Kids die! Always have, always will
- Doctors think there SO smart 🙄
- Seed oils ruined teen cock
- Sludge / Runoff
- You can wear whatever pants you want to the gym there's no official gym pants
- Iced coffee... just seems weird to me

They told us that the girl’s school bombing was a lie. That it was Iranian propaganda.

We’re being lied to again.

Brave men inexplicably hurt during a peaceful tour by a bunch of beautiful patriots.

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When the judge finally lifts the restraining order, and it’s just in time, because you’ve been making Josh Groban apple cobblers for a month.

#JoshGrobFan

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That face when all you want is for Josh Groban to be godfather to your pet gecko Monty, but his manager won’t answer any of your e-mails.

#JoshGrobFan

Where did all of these new followers come from?

Did I accidentally post boobs?

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That face when you see Clay Aiken at the grocery store again, but you don’t care because now you’re into Josh Groban.

#JoshGrobFan

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That face when you put down that your emergency medical contact is Josh Groban.

#JoshGrobFan

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That face whenever you have to explain to the police that you’re not drunk, you were just rocking so hard to the new album by Josh Groban.
#TGIF #JoshGrobFan

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That face when you forgot to pick up your kids from school because you were listening to Josh Groban.

Hey kids-

If you like the BTS and the Stray Kids you’re gonna a love…

THE BAY CITY ROLLERS!!