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Romance reader, reviews @ Smexybooks.com, leaning enthusiast, these mashed potatoes are so creamy, she/her

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Screenshot of A Cold Dark Place by Toni Anderson with a shirtless man kissing a shirtless woman. There is an image of the woods around them, dark and foreboding.

Screenshot of A Cold Dark Place by Toni Anderson with a shirtless man kissing a shirtless woman. There is an image of the woods around them, dark and foreboding.

37. A Cold Dark Place by Toni Anderson

Read ๐ŸŽง: 3/10/26-3/12/26

#Romancelandia

13.03.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I laughed so hard at this.

11.03.2026 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of currently reading page on goodreads showing an audio book of A Cold Dark Place by Toni Anderson and Barre Fight by Chloe Angyal

Screenshot of currently reading page on goodreads showing an audio book of A Cold Dark Place by Toni Anderson and Barre Fight by Chloe Angyal

Havenโ€™t done this in a while.

Currently reading with my ears//reading with my eyes

*yes, Iโ€™m still on my Toni Anderson romantic suspense binge, lucky for me, sheโ€™s got a massive backlist, all on hoopla or Libby.

**thanks to Chalamet for reminding me Chloe Angyal wrote a 3rd ballet book.

11.03.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look at me reading with my eyes again!

10.03.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of The Love Feud by Janine Amesta with a cartoon illustration of a man in a white tshirt and dark pants standing on the ground, reaching his arm up to a woman in a hot air balloon. Sheโ€™s in a white dress and reaching an arm down towards the man. They both have dark hair.

Screenshot of The Love Feud by Janine Amesta with a cartoon illustration of a man in a white tshirt and dark pants standing on the ground, reaching his arm up to a woman in a hot air balloon. Sheโ€™s in a white dress and reaching an arm down towards the man. They both have dark hair.

36. The Love Feud by Janine Amesta

Read: 3/8/26-3/9/26

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10.03.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
The illustrated cover of DESIRE AND THE DEEP BLUE SEA by Olivia Dade, featuring a sunset and rocky cliffs in the background near a sandy shoreline, with an embracing couple in the foreground. The woman is brunette and fat and pretty, with her hair swept back. She's wearing a Grecian-style dress and has her arms around the neck of a dark-haired, lean man with glasses in a dark gray suit.

The illustrated cover of DESIRE AND THE DEEP BLUE SEA by Olivia Dade, featuring a sunset and rocky cliffs in the background near a sandy shoreline, with an embracing couple in the foreground. The woman is brunette and fat and pretty, with her hair swept back. She's wearing a Grecian-style dress and has her arms around the neck of a dark-haired, lean man with glasses in a dark gray suit.

One of my self-published novellas, DESIRE AND THE DEEP BLUE SEA, has a gorgeous new cover from @lenikauffman.bsky.social and a new audiobook narrated by the incomparable Joy Nash--and that audiobook is out today!

rbmediaglobal.com/audiobook/97...

I hope you love the cover and the story! โ™ฅ

10.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 81 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
JANE AUSTEN'S PERIOD DRAMA / 2026 Oscarยฎ-Nominated Short Film
JANE AUSTEN'S PERIOD DRAMA / 2026 Oscarยฎ-Nominated Short Film YouTube video by JULIA AKS

Just in case you haven't heard about it yet: I loved the Oscar-nominated short film "Jane Austen's Period Drama," which literally made me LOL several times and brought me a great deal of joy!

Romancelandia, this is very much Our Shitโ„ข.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxpj...

10.03.2026 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 71 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Preview
Andrew Oโ€™Hagan ยท Stay Classy: Mummyโ€™s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

This is a far more poetic takedown than these two absolute clown grifters deserve. I hope they both end up living the life they deserve, one that involves a maximum security prison.

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

10.03.2026 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welp. I am running out of places to talk about books with a community of people who also enjoy talking about books. (Donโ€™t come at me with ๐Ÿงต I am not joining that hellscape).

10.03.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Cold Heat by Toni Anderson with a man standing behind a woman, there's also a shot of the beach.

Screenshot of Cold Heat by Toni Anderson with a man standing behind a woman, there's also a shot of the beach.

35. Cold Heat by Toni Anderson

Read ๐ŸŽง: 3/8/26-3/9/26

#Romancelandia

09.03.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk who is rehashing these tired old arguments for the millionth time but not only are they ridiculous and idiotic, theyโ€™re also painfully unoriginal.

09.03.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
teewatterss on Threads:
โ€œlosing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollarโ€

teewatterss on Threads: โ€œlosing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollarโ€

10/10 take. no notes

08.03.2026 16:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 10294 ๐Ÿ” 2259 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

I am passively curious. Mildly interested.

07.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today I learned Chalamet hates ballet and opera (???) and Jessie Buckley hatesโ€ฆcats?? Does she *hate* them or is she severely allergic to them? I have questions though none that are so pressing as to force me to google any of this.

07.03.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol I coped with Kit Rochaโ€™s Beyond series in 2020 when everything was terrible.

07.03.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I literally can't stop reading them.

07.03.2026 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

to them and perhaps that's why these books are helping me cope in this current timeline. If I can't have that in my real life, at least I can have it in my romantic fiction.

07.03.2026 02:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup, still on the danger banging train. This one was like a LOT of danger banging - they are kidnapped by a terrorist and then again, by a narcissistic billionaire who was very reminiscent of a certain real life billionaire who bought and ruined the bird app. But the evil baddies get what is coming

07.03.2026 02:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Cold Truth by Toni Anderson with a man and a woman embracing with her hand on his face.

Screenshot of Cold Truth by Toni Anderson with a man and a woman embracing with her hand on his face.

34. Cold Truth by Toni Anderson

Read ๐ŸŽง: 3/4/26-3/6/26

#Romancelandia

07.03.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Churros

Churros

Another round of stress baking (although, technically, these werenโ€™t baked).

Attempted homemade churros for the first time. My daughter loves churros and was really sad when Costco dropped it from their menu and replaced it with, in her words, really mid chocolate chip cookies.

05.03.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have been coping with *waves hands* everything by listening to a lot of romantic suspense with a lot of danger banging, which is a weird thing to be listening to under the current timeline, but here we are. Reading with my eyes is a real struggle right now.

05.03.2026 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Cold Fury by Toni Anderson with a woman resting her head on a man's chest.

Screenshot of Cold Fury by Toni Anderson with a woman resting her head on a man's chest.

33. Cold Fury by Toni Anderson

Read ๐ŸŽง: 3/1/26-3/3/26

#Romancelandia

04.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People trying to end the world because the Bible says that Jesus will come when the world ends are going to be mightily surprised if they turn out, against all odds, to be right and Jesus returns and looks them in the eye and is like "yo, what is the ONE THING I asked of you?"

03.03.2026 10:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 791 ๐Ÿ” 136 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Good news!! Iโ€™m having a good hair day!!

Bad news - in an effort to achieve said good hair day, I twinged something in in my neck and shoulder.

You win some, you lose some.

01.03.2026 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of The Bridge Back to You by Riss M. Neilson with a man and a woman standing on a bridge.

Screenshot of The Bridge Back to You by Riss M. Neilson with a man and a woman standing on a bridge.

32. The Bridge Back to You by Riss M. Neilson

Read: 2/24/26-2/28/26

#Romancelandia

28.02.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Cold Snap by Toni Anderson with a man and a woman embracing, the image is in black and white

Screenshot of Cold Snap by Toni Anderson with a man and a woman embracing, the image is in black and white

31. Cold Snap by Toni Anderson

Read ๐ŸŽง: 2/25/26-2/28/26

#Romancelandia

28.02.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Popped into bsky, saw a truly wild take regarding Bill and Hillary, and Iโ€™m just gonna pop back out. Some thoughts can just stay in peopleโ€™s head though.

28.02.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if I catch A SINGLE ONE OF YOU doing this to our trans friends in Kansas, I will fucking wreck you.

the politicians doing this to Kansas are evil. the people it is being done to deserve support and help and to not have to deal with your sadistic little jokes. grow a fucking soul.

26.02.2026 05:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1282 ๐Ÿ” 317 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Every single day, I think to myself, I donโ€™t know if I have the capacity for any more rage and every single day, I learn that I do.

26.02.2026 04:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To the Ends of the Earth is my favorite Elizabeth Lowell, a real gut punch of a book.

25.02.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0