i h8 driving ! i h8 it! i h8 driving people around!! i would also like to be stoned!! pls people stop assuming i want to drive u around !! i get its fun to get stoned and be driven around but its not fun to be the only possible dd bc nobody else has their fucking goddamn drivers license!!
i bought purple contacts today 😎
red michaels basket with 8 little balls of yarn. 2 light green, 1 blue, 1 teal, 1 black, 1 orange, 1 purple, 1 pink
screenshot of a knitting pattern photo, its a light teal vest with a vneck and wood buttons and wavy bottom edge
next knitting project planned 😋
every day the urge to fucking quit my job gets stronger and stronger
sooo funny that my coworkers she/her me CONSTANTLY but customers at my work almost always call me sir or he
a crochet wasp, from a side view, its body is purple and pink stripes and has light blue heart shaped wings. it has a head and 2 body segments and 6 pink articulated legs so its actually shaped like a real wasp. it has heart beads on the antenna and for the stinger. it has black and pink safety eyes.
same thing but other side view
view from the back, its wings r spread apart
another side view
made a crochet wasp for my friends birthday!! i free handed the pattern (except the wings, i just found a free heart pattern online) and im very proud of the head shape:)
a crochet wasp, from a side view, its body is purple and pink stripes and has light blue heart shaped wings. it has a head and 2 body segments and 6 pink articulated legs so its actually shaped like a real wasp. it has heart beads on the antenna and for the stinger. it has black and pink safety eyes.
same thing but other side view
view from the back, its wings r spread apart
another side view
made a crochet wasp for my friends birthday!! i free handed the pattern (except the wings, i just found a free heart pattern online) and im very proud of the head shape:)
about to take the bus at rush hour with my butch, who is in full kermit the frogface
just having a fuckton of pb&js for dinner yesterday and today i love free will
got a big box of n95s for 3.99 at the thrift store today!! yippeee:)
Me, zooted, chopping up chicken nuggets to put in a bowl with plain white rice and peas, covered in Duck Sauce: "Man, I love Chinese food."
im freehanding and amigurumi wasp for my friend’s birthday and im so excited to see how it turns out!!
r/ftm NSFW I just blacked out and ate a whole rotisserie chicken and got hard because of it. Is that normal on T? Advice Needed
Dudes rock
currently buying vapes bc it’s cheaper than my adhd meds
i was born in the right era i love weed delivery
god i fucking despise being autistic
shane coded
:))
my favourite genre of photos of myself has got to be pics of me smoking with clown makeup on
oh yeah finished it but forgot to post! also forgot to take pics of it til i already gave it to my gma so heres a pic of me holding it at her house lol
adhd vs having a uterus and a period means that adhd wins every single time and i am yet again using paper towel to get thru the last hour of my shift
thought my mom was saying good night to me but she was talking to her plants
about to get my third lobe piercings!!!
i love instant oatmeal packets specifically in the maple brown sugar flavour
sections b and c done!
i think i probably have raynauds too
using this pattern except im using worsted weight and 4mm needles bc thats what i got lol
www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
finished section A of the pattern im doing
its so cold in my city that when i go out to smoke at night none of the lighters will work 😭 its been in the -20s all week and its been ok, but it was like -28°c (like -18°f) when we tried last night and we just gave up and came inside
