Hannibal Lecter's Feline Tendencies

I have no idea 😂

I'm in the dead Dad club for that one 😂

I disowned my mother last year, following the death of my sister and the culmination of decades of abuse and neglectful behaviour

And in the UK, it's Mother's Day on Sunday

I can't go anywhere, in person or online, without non-stop reminders

Fucking sucks

And allegedly one of the organisers is a well known TERF and they have ignored contact from trans activists reaching out to collaborate.

We can't have shit.

And only one poop on the furniture, and I didn't have to scrub the floors, he has truly blessed me today

Honey is booked in to get his Solensia injection tomorrow 🎉🎉🎉

Hannibal wouldn't force me to endure the mundanity of life

(he'd have me taken out back and shot)

Amazing

It was a close call

💕💕

Oh god

I always hear good things about ginger ale for poorly tummies

Honey, a senior tuxedo cat, with his tongue poking out

My face being aggressively licked by a cat

The blep of a man who just tried to aggressively groom my face

Tbf chicken fingers for breakfast sounds pretty good

I just wanted my weird pasta and chicken meatballs with kale ready meal 😭

CW: weight loss injections

oh

the whole struggling to eat a meal thing has finally started to happen

ngl, doesn't feel great

Money will be extremely tight but I've emailed to request an appointment for the injection now because I want to get him started on it ASAP

It's stressful and expensive but I'm so glad it's an option

The most common side effects are itchy skin so 🤞🤞🤞 hoping we avoid that

I'm not sure where all of my black and white face masks have gone and I'm not going into gross London without masks so I uhhhhh

I found pink ones online

I have a problem

Kitten laying asleep upside down, arms outstretched, under a duvet

Do you think she's comfortable

I'm in a really good mood right now, even with this big red lump on my head lmao

Tbf I drank a carton iced caramel coffee so that might be why

A tray containing the food described in the post

A big, angry red line on my head

CW: food, bald

Today's weird Lidl lunch is a rosemary & sea salt focaccia with a couple slices of stuffing-topped roast chicken, a double chocolate and hazelnut pain au chocolat, and some red grapes

Bonus: I smacked my head into the door of the mini countertop dishwasher

I don't know if I can afford to do this before I get paid on 26th March (especially going to London next week) but I'm going to try and figure out if it's doable, as the sooner the better would be nice

Great news though!!

I can pay them £25 for a 6 month prescription and buy the vials online, which I can get in a pack of 2 for around £90-100 (so £45-50 per injection/month)

Plus the cost of needles and syringes but that shouldn't be much

Aah yay!!

GREAT, AMAZING NEWS

The vet practice is willing to show me how to inject Solensia with Honey so I can then administer it at home!!

The first shot there will be £75.20 for the injection and £55 for the consultation fee (so £130.20 + £25 cab journeys)

But after that...

I've ordered another litter tray to go in the living room, and puppy pads to place on the sleeping areas he's been pooping at night 🤞🤞

Bad: Honey pooped on his heated blanket

Good: He also pooped in front of the litter tray

So he is, at the very least, getting closer to trying to use the litter tray again lmao (this all started with him pooping in front of it instead of/as well as in it)

So valid

The most understandable urge

The 'tism is absolutely as much of a motivator as the kink haha

Pastel aesthetic human pet crate

Pastel aesthetic human pet crate

Pastel aesthetic human pet crate

Pastel aesthetic human pet crate

CW: weight loss, kink

Whilst I have no desire to be slim, I'm losing weight for the sake of my health...

I won't lie, the knowledge that less weight means it would be easier for me to fit cosily inside a human-sized pet crate IS a good motivator 👀

fic cover: A square image with the top half split between an image of Hugh Dancy as Cal Roberts on the left and Mads Mikkelsen as Nigel on the right, aligned so they are vaguely looking at each other. The bottom half is the window of a bookshop during winter. The text on the image reads "Chapter One: Snowed In".

Cal needs a break from the book tour for his tell-all book on Meyerism, and finds an unexpected escape with Nigel.

And now the conclusion...

📝 Chapter One: Snowed In
🐶🛣 #DogPath #HannibalExtendedUniverse
📖 Chapter 2 of 2
archiveofourown.org/works/804752...
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