slowfox

bro I do not give a fuck if the man is an engineering genius, all my homies say FUCK HUEY EMMERICH

oh no i'm sorry officer this is just a huge misunderstanding, see what happened is that I met this lovely lady and I decided that I'd like to pilot an "opt-out" kissing program via my artifical intelligence glasses and instead of going into settings and opting out she shot me in the dick with a gun

people do the absolute most to avoid using the mute function

I can't summarize in a quote but the scene where they're on a spaceship that looks exactly like an Italian Bistro and you interface with the ship computer by acting like you're having lunch at an Italian Bistro

occasionally I wake up with tiny cuts on my hands in places I don't remember hurting myself

it took me years to figure out that when I'm asleep and my cat wants pets, she'll rub herself against my unconscious hand and then bite me for not petting her back properly

"live by the sword, die by the sword"

"hell yeah brother, I sure hope I do"

i'm sorry, JESUS TOLD PEOPLE TO BUY SELF DEFENSE WEAPONS??

some days, it's "death before detransition"

other days, it's, "There Is No Death, Only Transition"

it's ok, I also overestimate my ability to eat gyoza lmao

gotta change that mindset, you took your reps to failure 😌

at the point of forced conscription, I think I'd be less worried about being covert than being a pain in the ass to the US military, but i'm also not about to argue with a person/guide about how to do this shit lol

fuck google the answer is always yes

god I love gyoza

resistance is not always glamorous, sometimes you just gotta see how much high value military property the inside of your average barracks toilet can hold before it becomes an issue

if for some reason you get drafted and you can't evade, go watch some Three Stooges and Marx Brothers and maybe Ernest Joins The Military if that's a thing before you go to boot camp and then just let the spirit of Jim Carrey possess your body and really waste some taxpayer dollars, catch my drift?

now i'm not saying that the individual humans specifically deserved to die or that it waa a good thing or that terrorism is positive but I am saying that I have zero confusion as to why 9/11 happened and I see it as wholly underwhelming as far as fair play retaliation goes, especially in retrospect

my car got rear ended tonight and the other guy sped off. i'm ok but i can't swing a repair without help

When I joined as the head engineer of the Torment Nexus project, it was to work on fascinating technical problems and make the world a better place along the way. I am appalled to discover that the Torment Nexus would be used this way and, now that my options have vested, will be leaving the project

actor podcasts are so fuckin dumb

"oh that guy, haha, everyone thinks he's like that but he's actually very different off camera"

yeah I fuckin know, he's an actor, it's his job to be different on fucking camera

how are legislative riders not banned, that is the most cartoonish and childish shit I've ever seen adults taking completely seriously

"you passed my bill that says you have to eat this mudpie, now get on your knees and eat it"

"I am clearly not going to do that"

"No but you have to, we voted!!"

shut the fuck up

this isn't some blackpill thing either, we need a progressive dem or we're fucked, that's it, we cannot continue defending the dems if they just fully become republicans including the nazi sympathies and lack of interest in defending human rights and liberties

i'm scared of a gavin newsom win because all the libs will go fully back to sleep with an anti-trans fascist in office and what they considered outrageous under trump will be the new status quo

it could kill revolutionary momentum for another decade or more

that's the death knell, the center will have moved entirely to the right

I bet he supports Black Equality everywhere but the lunch counter

*sprinting by with incense and a gun* "it's fine just whatever you hear don't go toward the lights"

"anna why are you running for the door, anna, aNNA WHY ARE YOU RUNNING"

I'm cleaned out and I need to buy groceries and pay two bills this week.

If anyone could contribute to my fundraising it would be a huge help!

Thank you 🙏🏽❤️

I love waking up like "ahh, what a good nap, I could sleep for like ten more hours.. wait I'm actually really sleepy..? why am I so sleepy?... oh fuck I should probably open a couple windows"

like a big weiner sparkler 🌟

I still have spiritual beliefs of a sort but they're not structured and there's no hierarchical order, I don't personify concepts such as deity and I don't ascribe myself to a system of belief or practice from any specific tradition

if you want to get specific, I'm like an atheist buddhist jew