Philip Hugo

Thanks! Just to be clear, I personally think it‘s just plane wrong.

I don‘t get why everyone is getting so worked up about that jumbo jet. Clearly both the left wing and the right wing support it.

Europe.

"What is the unhealthiest Ben and Jerry's flavor?" is a question I have recently come across that I desperately wanted to know the answer to for the wrong reasons.

(It's "Peanut Butter Cup")

Typing the word "bookkeeping" feels wrong. Three consecutive double-letters? Really??

The rise and fall...

...of the sour dough I put into the fridge to make bread later but forgot about again.

I sort my french fries by length

Decorative pillows. They are only in the way 99.9% of the time and they're not even comfortable.

What is your unassuming nemesis?

Has anyone ever been hit with a newsletter popup and be like "Yeah, I am going to enter my email address into this"

This seems like a very memeable photo.

Sounds like an awesome job. Yay science!

One thing I love about maternity wards are the zombie-like figures of sleep-deprived dads roaming the halls

I've endeavoured to cook a quick and easy recipe. Forty minutes in and I've just finished cutting up all the greens...

Of course they have

Spending 20% of your net worth on a meal.

Sounds extravagant, but you'll never see a rich person doing this.

Let's hope it doesn't have siblings

It's the small things in life

I for one find it only fair that flat earthers don't get to use GPS based services

Let‘s go!

Call me old fashioned, but I try to put off updating the apps on my phone. When I do, there is always at least one that has become a shittier version of what it previously was.

Getting the popcorn ready as we speak.

I wonder if they tried installing Windows on a submarine. That would give a whole new meaning to the words "blue screen".

In Germany, they say that "Shards bring good luck". I will have to ask my lawyer if and how this interacts with other glass related superstitions.

@philiphugo.bsky.social

Ever since I learned that these 'Verify that you are human' checkboxes analyze mouse movement to make their decision, I make sure to add some imperfections while dragging the cursor towards the box.

Optimist: The cup is half full.

Pessimist: The cup is half empty.

Marathon finisher: *Slurrrp* - the cup is empty.

I wish you wouldn't put all men in the same basket. Of course there are many absolute tools out there (like the owner of that thing obv.) but some of us are trying to do our best.

I'll take certified poster over certified poser any day of the week

If someone could grow me a bromato that would be nice

Dutch plant nurseries are something else…

You got me lol