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Student of gonzo. Somehow in charge at Big Business. Looking to connect with other wasters who are managing to surf the system. Humanist. Leftist. Grafting not grifting.

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I hear you, brother.

The heady mix of Vegas, booze, weed, testosterone, powder, lack of sleep, definitely make the better looking strippers (of whatever your favorite flavour) seem truly wonderful. Do resist the wedding chapel and try (really try!) to keep a firm hand on your wallet / Apple Pay!

14.03.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad you’re having a good time over there, such an amazing city. Thanks for sharing it with us.

09.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve met Khalaf Al Habtoor and he’s a Grade-A asshole.

But with this tweet, he’s made me think ever so slightly better of him. He’s got it spot on actually.

(Also, not relevant, but he’s quite good at tennis).

09.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post comments on the fact that after meetings with Farage, Trump always attacks Starmer.

Post comments on the fact that after meetings with Farage, Trump always attacks Starmer.

Farage bad-mouthing Britain to the orange war-monger again.

08.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 345 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 13

Nigel Farage is a traitor to the UK.

08.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Darwinism in action

07.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

28.02.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 23682 πŸ” 7120 πŸ’¬ 733 πŸ“Œ 405

Oh look, another illegal war in the Middle East.

28.02.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Puppet Trump controlled by Epstein, Netanyahu, and Putin

Puppet Trump controlled by Epstein, Netanyahu, and Putin

22.02.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1008 πŸ” 281 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 17
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🀣I sure it's not a real post be it would be nice to get the term out!

22.02.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

No, Steve, you look like the criminal you are. Locked up after Friday night shenanigans, I suspect.

21.02.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it’s something, but not a patch on Special Brew. And not the same league as White Lightning, obvs.

19.02.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go on… share it please!

19.02.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And don’t forget the extra Β£350m for the NHS. Yes! Finally the NHS is swimming with cash and all the UK’s other problems have magically gone away too. Pah, Project Fear, those shortsighted fools. Thank you Brexit! Thank you Nigel and Boris! Truly, you have put the Great back into Britain… πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

19.02.2026 09:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That pun is dangerously close to a tragedy

18.02.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share.

*one voice altered to disguise identity

18.02.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 4535 πŸ” 3123 πŸ’¬ 117 πŸ“Œ 184

UK’s version of Trump.

Farage is a traitor to the UK.

18.02.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having lived and travelled all over the world, I now live in London - it’s amazingly safe. The biggest danger at the moment are the bloody cyclists.

14.02.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Welsh Senedd votes on outlawing lying in politics The Senedd, the Welsh parliament, is to vote on a bill which will outlaw lying politicians, and introducing the threat of prison terms

Interesting to see how this pans out.

Also - why has no country done this before? Surely lying in politics must be illegal somewhere already?

08.02.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Question: Should Georgia replace Wales in the Six Nations?

08.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Animal cognition, see

03.02.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Broken Sword II - Remastered: Talking Goat
Broken Sword II - Remastered: Talking Goat YouTube video by Buffycomics

This is important….

03.02.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Breturn. Breunite.

31.01.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve lived in London my whole life and I’ve never been stabbed more than since Khan took over. Oh and don’t get me started on the air quality, this morning I coughed up a diseased lung as I was running away from a crazed terrorist. Thankfully Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson will make it all better

31.01.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In that picture she looks a bit like an extra from Eastenders circa 1994. Ah, those innocent days.

31.01.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And the award for the most out of touch front page splash ever, goes to…

31.01.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A very fine cheese, second only to ComtΓ©

29.01.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nigel Farage doesn’t act in the best interests of the UK. His politics align closely with figures like Trump, pushing a populist agenda that concentrates power and undermines democracy. Too many people have been drawn in by the rhetoric, without fully reckoning with where it leads.

29.01.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How weird I was literally just listening to this yesterday. It is still really really good. Enjoy!

28.01.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you put Reform in their place. But really I hope this era of polarised, extremist politics ends soon. Most people want calm, boring government - the freedom to live in peace. Less outrage, more compromise and respect - without letting the loudest voices on the far left / right tear us apart.

28.01.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1