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Friendly, greymuzzle (level 59) domestic cat from the Pacific Northwest USA. Might be NSFW. Minors DNI. Telegram: @Tuxedokitty

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I love business name puns. I just saw a weed store called Dank of America.

10.03.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have never had a good outcome from interacting with a recruiter. You'd think I'd learn to stop engaging with them. :P

10.03.2026 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A couple of high schools I attended had views like this from some of the classrooms. Great for daydreaming. ^^

09.03.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking sharp, and congratulations! It's a great feeling, innit?

05.03.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wagging the dog.

02.03.2026 05:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I prefer the pre-1954 version of the Pledge. I never said "under god," and I still don't. Sometimes I'll say "under Cthulhu" or "Under Flying Spaghetti Monster." Makes just as much sense.

28.02.2026 04:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Want some cat next? ;-)

27.02.2026 05:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Guy in latex catsuit with jockstrap, harness, and pup hood.

Guy in latex catsuit with jockstrap, harness, and pup hood.

Proper attire for the evening's festivities.

18.02.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thermostat in your room is for decoration too? I wonder if we're in the same hotel. :P

18.02.2026 07:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love the moans!

08.02.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Farts, both the word and the action, have always been, and will always be, funny. It's the way of the world.

07.02.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sitting on the can or actively mid-doodie?

22.01.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bonus if you're using Morse code!

20.01.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Shirtless guy flexing

Shirtless guy flexing

Wait...I have muscles? When did that happen?

15.01.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This one is a couple of years old, but nothing has changed since then.

06.01.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What an adventure! Can't wait for the stories and pics. ^^

06.01.2026 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great minds think alike!

05.01.2026 06:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would if I could figure out how to send a pic in DM. :P

03.01.2026 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cons planned for 2026:

Nordic FuzzCon (February)
Furlandia (May)
Biggest Little Fur Con (October)

01.01.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat about to barf. Nobody can sleep through that.

27.12.2025 02:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Washington seems to have a thing against private businesses in public spaces.

25.12.2025 07:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God Jul to you too!

24.12.2025 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know how to act my age. I've never been this old before.

19.12.2025 05:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was nice to see you again too!

19.12.2025 05:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time to dispute the charge?

18.12.2025 07:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just noticed something about the neighborhood where I'm staying in San Francisco: no fast food. The only non-local chain present is Starbucks, and there are notably few of them.

17.12.2025 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear, gates and baggage carousel assignments at SEA are like spinning the wheel of fortune: where it stops, nobody knows.

14.12.2025 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds eerily similar to continuing education for engineering licensing. I seem to take a ton of courses at the last minute.

22.11.2025 17:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or less, lol.

21.11.2025 06:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry.

21.11.2025 06:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0