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Just a dinosaur who learned how to keyboard

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Timeline Cleanse!
#spreadlove

15.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ME AND MY COUSINS ARE TIRED OF YOU STUPID MAMMALS AND YOUR STUPID RANDOMLY BLOWING STUFF UP AND KILLING YOUR OWN KIND SO WE ARE STARTING OUR OWN STATE. NO MAMMALS ALLOWED ( except the cool ones, yall know who you are)

14.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like Spoo0o0o0o0OOooO0ky?

14.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They look great! All im saying is, if you adopt me from USA, ill help build and can be paid in hissy kitty snuggles

14.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

HER CAT IS FAT. Thats all I got lol

13.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thats cool though, like ill drop everything if I see a corgi, they are so rare around here

13.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf is a throttle setting? Its just throttle

13.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still had to come to work, cant really remotely work as a custodian. Best 5 months of my life until the new semester started

13.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It would be such an honor to be killed by Sensei Phil Collins

13.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 2303 πŸ” 432 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 8

How big is the neighborhood that you need 3 busses!? Lol

13.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Those are his lotto numbers? Just 7

13.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jaffa Cake is telling us to spread love

13.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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everyday right before bed, I get Chubby cuddles!

13.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Timeline cleanse! Sometimes naps strike at the wrong times

13.03.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Timeline cleanse.

13.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched it the other day when I was sick. Its my comfort movie

13.03.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you tried attacking horny campers by a lake? Might help?

13.03.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did they really say a dirty chai is too complicated?

10.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody knows anything in the government right now

10.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big fan of the band, so its hilarious to see them pop up in politics

09.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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JP3 is what Jurassic World wants to be. And its better than JP2 and ill die on that hill. Plus the best scene ever made is in it

09.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let me tell you something. Y’all are asking too many damn questions at every point of sale. I have to leave a comment, make a suggestion, donate to a charity, choose a method of payment three times and then multiple choice of ways to get a receipt.

Take the damn money and leave me alone.

09.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 3943 πŸ” 462 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 134

Its both am!

09.03.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was in a toy store and over heard a kid ask 'How did yall get toys all the way from the 90s' the before times indeed

07.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It feels like a decade ago

07.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@conductress.bsky.social did you want to use the old characters or start new?

07.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah!

07.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My cursed photos and paintings will balance it out this time!

07.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought Bolton died?

07.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0