Yell at your representatives. Yell at payment processors. Discord, SubscribeStar, Itchdotio — they don’t do these things for FUN. They’re simply obeying in advance. They SHOULD be made to feel the consequences of this, but only going after them is just treating the symptoms instead of the disease
they absolutely do. lucifer knows he's in trouble just by one look from her.
You think that cause Lilith and Lucifer known eachother for so damn long
They can do that thing where people communicate with each other through just eye contact and gestures XD
Just a silent conversation between two beings who’ve known each other since the beginning of humanity
When you’re an entire grown up at your grown up job with free will and ABC Spaghetti-O’s 😂
“Lucifer is capable of serving cunt but doesn’t”
Well I for one would love to see his capabilities-☝️
It is bonkers to me how many people make analyses based on what they think the characters SHOULD be, rather than what they are…
i've only written one angsty story and while i was working on it, there was a dark cloud over my head. 😪 how do folks write angst all the time! it's a talent for sure...
🎀: you’re too generous with the gold stars, babe
🌈: but they’re trying so hard!! And they got into 1 less fight than yesterday…
🎀: they still got into 3 fights TODAY
pov: you’re staying at the hotel and you didn’t kill anyone the whole day 🏨🥹 #hazbinhotel #charliemorningstar
The show, since the beginning: hazbin hotel is about using care to address our social problems
Some critics: it makes no sense for Charlie to not punch her adversaries into dust
bruh
Challenge: Do NOT fucking eat him!!!
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelLucifer
Would you love me if I was a worm?
I mean, not a gross worm obviously. A cunty worm. Like, a hot sexy worm that served cunt.
about the inhabitants of hell.
Board artists are so cool 😭✨ I swear everytime I see a new sequence come in I'm like- HOW 💕 the teams are killin' it as usual!
Alastor flops onto his bed drunk A: haaah days go by so fast! too fast! Wooosh cant the night last a lil longer? V: you’ll drink the whole bar at that rate A: ugh no more drinks just company V: I could stay… if you want. Talk to you until you fall asleep A: Ha! after all the talking you did today! How do you still have things to say? No thank you shush before you bore me to death! V: message recieved, I’ll get out of your hair A: see you tomorrow?
Vox tucks Alastor in, he turns to leave V: yea of course! Just like everyday! A: good, you make forever not so boring V: AAAAA how can I leave when he says cute things like that?! Siiiigh goodnight Al A: niiiight love youuuuu V: huh..? Did he just-? Wait no that’s not fair!! Tsk tell me that when you’re awake asshole
Vox leaves, Al was awake the entire time V: love you too, you stupid fucking deer A: *embarrassed deer noises*
Alastor could not look him in the eyes after, Vox teases him the entire day A: I sincerely apologize for my behavior, let’s not do drink today please. Could we go somewhere dark so you don’t see my face? V: cute. I love him V: don’t you just LOVE the cinema? Y’know I REALLY LOVE the sound quality! Aw c’mon Al, I thought you LOVED gore! A: IM GOING TO EXECUTE YOU!! Vox takes Alastor home and relays a message through their shared frequency. Alastor gets nonverbal V: Alastor. I love you. A: !??!! !? !!! ???
📻📺 After taking Alastor home, drunken confessions
Based off Tias ‘after sparks’ doodles
#radiostatic #sparksduo
📻📺 I cant with them, they’re so precious 😭😭💕
#radiostatic #sparksduo
Vincent shows Alastor recordings of last night, with drunk Alastor dancing and singing. Alastor, flustered, punched Vox and demands Vincent to delete these and forbids him from recording him again A: what’re you staring for, creep? Get up and dance with me! V: and then you were all over me- you were so cute! A: DELETE THESE IMMEDIATELY!! SHUT UP STUPID PICTURE BOX!! I’ll never let you record me again!!
📻📺 manifesting this happening in tias comic
#radiostatic #sparksduo
This first page is a radiostatic redraw from a manga called ‘the girl that cant get a girlfriend’ by Mirie Hiranishi! They’re at a private booth at their favorite bar V: if you’d let me… I WANNA DANCE WITH YOU FOREVER!! A: pft ahahah V: W-WHATS WRONG? A: ah, I really don’t feel like dancing right now V: ISN’T THAT WHY WE’RE HERE?! Uh then, what did you wanna do instead? Alastor looks at Vincent and leans in closer
They kiss, Vox is stunned and doesn’t reciprocate. Worried that this was a mistake, Alastor kisses him again and begs Vincent to respond back, which he does hungrily A: Vincent… please…
Vox inner monologue V: Today I learned that deer fur is very soft, that private booths have surprisingly bad soundproofing, and that Alastor has a tail They got caught V: HEY COULD YOU COME BACK IN LIKE SEVEN MINUTES OKAY THANKS BYE
📻📺 Alastor makes the first move
#radiostatic #sparksduo
Alastor and Vox are drunk and sitting at Alastors couch, laughing uncontrollably V: we totally killed the dance floor! A: quite literally my dear! Ah it been decades since I danced like that! V: you’re telling me! I’m taking my shoes off A: Rude! V: c’mon Alastor I know your feet must be killing you! A: noooo you brute! Back off!
Vox grips Alastor and drags him closer, pulling his shoes off, revealing a pair of hooves V: stay still you big baby! If it hurts so much I’ll massage your— HOOVES?! Haha no way! I knew it!
They both relax on the couch, Alastor takes up Vox’s offer V: there, isn’t that better? A: hmph. Since you went through all that trouble, where’s that massage? V: YOU are such a DIVA!
Vox kneels on the floor, gently massaging Alastors hoof. Alastor is pleasantly surprised A: hm, you’re surprisingly good at this V: I’ve worn heels my entire life. Course I’m good at this
📻📺 new discovery!
#radiostatic #sparksduo
lucifer is most attractive to me when he's being prideful and sadistic okay send post
Some Chaggie for international womens day❤️💜
#hazbinhotelfanart #chaggie
the way Lucifer growls out “you mouthy little mortal!” has me forgettin how to act istg
lucifer is the kind of guy to post "happy international women's day to my wife" on all his socials
Happy international womens day to the first woman ever :3 Lilith Morningstar!
#lucifermorningstar
I have Knights of Guinevere on the mind…
My brother is a big fan of Lucifer and I asked him if he thought Lucifer was demasculated this season and he disagrees with that simply because he believes Lucifer is the archetype of Hydrogen bomb disguised as a coughing baby
Some assembly required
#velvette #hazbinhotel
