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he/him problematic bisexual and also rly annoying. math phd in algebraic topology. 612 raised. father of pancake. 18+ content warning.

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i don't think i'm a good choice for this task. i'm saying IF it happens i have to be ready

14.03.2026 05:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i see myself as a prophet where i could be the last surviving human of yore in a future society and i have to explain to them about what cats are. that's why my work is so important

14.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's from a clip of netanyahu and people are claiming he's dead and this was AI. like that's not how it would play out anyway if it happened lmao. plz grow up

14.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i'm so sick of these fake AI claims bcuz this is legitimately just 5 normal fingers. like be for real

14.03.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

some of y'all dont understand how cats have poor near vision and this is why they scrunch their whiskers forward when sniffing things. it's bcuz they can't see shit and are using them to feel where their face is going πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

14.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the alert tail, the upright posture, the forward whiskers.. this is truly what life is about

14.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one thing that explains a lot biologically is that i don't think cats had to put skill points into being cute. i believe it was a class boost all along

14.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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URGENT🚨🚨

14.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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just remembered pancake is my cat. how do you guys cope with not being me

14.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

daily reminder that i love my steam deck. i will pay infinite money for steam deck 2. Valve, if you're listening,

14.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i made it with such customizations as caramelized onion and red pepper flaks

13.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just had grilled cheese and tomato soup. because it's ALLOWED. don't let anyone tell you that you can't do this. you can

13.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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i am thrilled to announce pancake has returned to bed and is still eepy and he's also purring

13.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he's in the other room i miss him so much

13.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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the stern look pan gave me one time when dinner was late

13.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

pancake

13.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

no reason for cats to be silly and cute. they could have chosen one.

13.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one thing about me is iowkenuinely think the fagott is the most beautiful woodwind

13.03.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT is their deal

13.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about cats again

13.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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his body is exactly as gently slappable as it looks btw

13.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm cis but i don't really like being called bro because to me that describes a cat

13.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Undertone was alright. 1/1 from me but by no means memorable

13.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it eats or slaps and what have you

13.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

u can do it but it does suck. that's all the advice wrapped into one line

13.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don't <<33 follow me for more bad advice

13.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i will never forget when we did intros in grad school with the ice breaker "why did you choose this school" and i straight up said "it was the only one i got into"

13.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe

13.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe grad school broke me but this is partly why i didn't even apply for any lmao

13.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0