European Bob

Text me next time, bumbaclart x

Might let my contract over there run down and move here on a free next summer

I’d move over here but the twee lacing daisies into eachother hair does nothing for me. I enjoy my social media with lashings of spite.

It’s not for the lack of trying.

Nah, it’s pretty much impossible to get banned over there nowadays 😂

You all still over here then?

Enzo Maresca is a chutia, rundi ka bacha, sali kuta benchod.

I was speaking metaphorically m9

That’s faded away. It’s mainly MAGA bellends yee-hawing endlessly into the void while their glorious leader continually shits himself in public.

The ads are far more subtle now. They’re hidden as normal tweets and paid for by neo-fascists.

It can get a bit spicy over there for the more delicate flowers amongst us, I’ll give you that.

And that’s the way we like it

You all still lacing daisies into each-others hair on here or what?

There isn’t.

It’s a lovely little town full of absolute bastards tbf

I apologised!

Oh hi

Newbury has paid for my weekend 🤌🏼

Mandem has got a stalker over on the old Twitter

They’re the best kind

Racists mainly. Oh and Onlyfans birds with their gussets on display.

I just can’t leave the cesspit quite yet though

It’s fucking purgatory

I’m gonna be the last Japanese soldier on the island

Nah just tired of thickos

Is it still all a bit ‘Supertanskiii’ on here or nah?