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Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).

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Thanks. Deleted. My bad.

10.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out it's a fake post. My bad. Deleted.

10.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Deleted. That said, ask Twitter's Grok who the biggest spreader of misinformation on the platform is. So call this mistake a passive defensive move.

10.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not trying to get you to vote for Newsom. BUT, the best way to beat him is to find a better candidate. Just not voting will not help further your agenda, and, in fact, it may help make things worse. Be for something.

09.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But you didn't help any of those situations. You haven't helped. You've made yourself feel better, all pumped up with righteous indignation. Why is it when the actual consequences of your actions have a negative effect, it's someone else's fault? Stein votes in swing states would have stopped Trump.

09.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you don't like someone don't vote for them. Fine. But we lost Roe because of this performative pouting, and Gaza certainly didn't get better because Kamala lost. It's safe to say that Iraq, 911, and most of what's going on in the Middle East now wouldn't have happened w/o Nader votes in 2000.

09.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I know! Remember when he performed Gay marriages 11 years before they became Federal law! Monster!

09.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bernie ran as a democrat. If you're promising to withhold your vote from one candidate, presumably you have an idea for an alternative. If you don't have any unity, organization or consensus, then really all you're doing is throwing a tantrum.

09.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Working on Floozie, now. The third in the Noir saga.

09.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Salesforce building on Lunar New Year, the Year of the Horse.

08.03.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

No problem. Run the candidate who can beat him.

07.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I said reverent. I was just listing the qualities that were present and hopelessly out of reach for Piggy.

07.03.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Barrack Obama's speech at Rev. Jesse Jackson's memorial service was beautiful. Hopeful, respectful, reverent, humble, eloquent, humorous, gracious and dignified. Thank you, Mr. President.

06.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 358 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

Nelson Demille's, The Lion is the story of a kid whose family is killed by a stray missile sent for Khadaffi after flight 107 went down in Scotland and grows up to become the most dangerous terrorist alive. I don't read that kind of stuff often, but it was good.

06.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When the world is blowing up, it's nice to have the dogs to look forward to.

06.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how terrorists are made. These sailors' sons and daughters will hate the U.S. for their entire lives.

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countriesβ€”including the United States.

This is a chilling crime. A shame on our country. The Iranian ship was unarmed. The US knew this. The sailors were murdered by our navy, and the survivors were left to die at sea.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...

06.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 9851 πŸ” 4704 πŸ’¬ 559 πŸ“Œ 637

That right there is why he should have to get Congress's permission. Not as an afterthought. "Yeah, some civilians are gonna die" should have more say from civilians.

Also, fuck you, you senile fucking monster. You don't get to be glib about the deaths of your constituents.

06.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh yeah!

06.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thanks

05.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did he take down the post as well?

05.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your linked article was deleted.

05.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Far-right β€˜gangster morality’ and the search for meaning: why you should read Camus Philosopher and writer Albert Camus defined gangster morality as β€˜an inexhaustible round of triumph and revenge, defeat and resentment’. Sound familiar?

Interesting article about Camus, and his take on authoritarian regimes. Particularly pointed in how they always use hyperbole over truth a exercise a "gangster morality". theconversation.com/far-right-ga...

04.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

great pics! thanks!

04.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the primary results between John Cornyn and Ken Paxton come in, I keep thinking, "Am I rooting for the mostly douche bag or the complete douche bag and which is most likely to lose to Crockett or Talirico?"

Maybe instead of a run off the Republicans can do trial by combat. I would watch.

04.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

I lived through Viet Nam, the Watergate, and the Reagan era, so I understand disillusionment, but I never identified those who wanted the same thing I did as enemies because they couldn't make a sea-change happen.

Thanks for hanging in.

03.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You need to acknowledge that there can be worse consequences to an ideological vote. I think you did when you voted for Biden. Sometimes we really do need to stop things from getting worse.

(By the way,Biden wasn't even my 3rd choice in the primaries,but Piggy had to be stopped.As in 2016, 2024.)

03.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You're right. You're just like MAGA. When presented with facts you ignore them and default to your fragile fee-fees. You've don't it at least four times in this thread.

But you're willing to sacrifice human rights and the lives of millions from starvation with a clear conscience? Yikes!

03.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Man that's privilege. I vote to keep my neighbors from being dragged out of their houses, or shot, or having their basic rights violated. But you do you.

03.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Senate Democrats Drop the Public Option to Woo Lieberman, and Liberals Howl Democratic senators traveled to the White House for a meeting with President Obama aimed at building a united front on health care, and Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman said he'd likely join with them in back...

www.commonwealthfund.org/publications...

03.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0