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Makes fun of Boomer TV on a podcast called @BreakingMayberry.bsky.social. Talks about birds and newspaper comics. Just realizing how old I sound as I type this.

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This is one of my favorite episodes we've done all season and you should give a good listen.

14.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Start listening to podcasts without famous people in them, I promise you they're better!! I don't even have a podcast, you can take this as unbiased advice!!

12.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 258 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6
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Look we all know Father John Misty would be the worst dinner guest but that's not the point, the point is what the hell did Dan mean by that?

He explains in our new episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...

12.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ringo Starr has had it too good for too long. Help us keep beating the Beatle and his imaginary podcast by listening to Breaking Mayberry every single day.

11.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Michael Stipe voice*

Night krispies, deserve a quiet night, I'm not sure all these people understand...

12.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 236 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies βœ”οΈ

republic subverted over sex hangups βœ”οΈ

β€œsand people” killed, royalty indifferent βœ”οΈ

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny βœ”οΈ

villains with silly names like β€œdooku” βœ”οΈ

powerful clerical order screwing up βœ”οΈ

list goes on

11.03.2026 10:38 πŸ‘ 5782 πŸ” 1420 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 16
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182: Help Me, Mumford and Step-Sons! Podcast Episode Β· Breaking Mayberry Β· March 11 Β· 1h 30m

New Episode where we have what Dan describes as "gas leak energy."

We close out season 6 of Andy Griffith with an episode we hated so deeply that it forces us to blame the CIA. Also we connect with Today's Teens.

Give a listen!!

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...

11.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz

11.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 1859 πŸ” 269 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 13844 πŸ” 3159 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 237

I feel like it would be a good bit if I had started collecting Minshew jerseys from every team he plays on (I already have an Eagles one)

09.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I doubt Americans want to hear it, but higher taxes also means greater stability and even greater freedom. If your future means your healthcare only holds as long as you have a job, you're in a far worse place despite a lower tax burden.

09.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

people have got to realize that we are not getting Medicare for All without taxing the middle class. we are not getting free child care without taxing the middle class. we are not getting better schools and free college without taxing the middle class.

I make $95,000 a year. raise my taxes, please.

09.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 1269 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 29
A black and white photo of her holding what is both a self portrait and also a drawing of Mopsy, since they looked the same.

A black and white photo of her holding what is both a self portrait and also a drawing of Mopsy, since they looked the same.

A sample Sunday strip of Mopsy. She is trying to hit a target with a bow and arrow, but gets frustrated and breaks the bow. Then she pulls out a gun and hits the target.

A sample Sunday strip of Mopsy. She is trying to hit a target with a bow and arrow, but gets frustrated and breaks the bow. Then she pulls out a gun and hits the target.

A bio of her from the National Cartoonists Society. It says "born in Tonawanda, NY. Sold cartoons to magazines while in high school. Started newspaper career on NY Graphic. Proceeded to United Features, NEA, and finally Associates Newsp. Created "Betty GI" for WAC during World War II. Designed for Wholesale Retail and movies. Now producing "Mopsy" daily panel and Sunday page, and writing daily column "Dear Gals and Guys." Lives in Hollywood with two black cats.

A bio of her from the National Cartoonists Society. It says "born in Tonawanda, NY. Sold cartoons to magazines while in high school. Started newspaper career on NY Graphic. Proceeded to United Features, NEA, and finally Associates Newsp. Created "Betty GI" for WAC during World War II. Designed for Wholesale Retail and movies. Now producing "Mopsy" daily panel and Sunday page, and writing daily column "Dear Gals and Guys." Lives in Hollywood with two black cats.

Cartoonist & fashion designer Gladys Parker. She created the comic strip Mopsy that ran for nearly three decades, and in WWII, she created the strip Betty G.I. for the Women’s Army Corps. #InternationalWomensDayΒ  #InternationalWomensDay2026

08.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 451 πŸ” 117 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

So do you think all 90 million of those people didn't vote because they were lazy, or it was hard, or they like, forgot or...?

07.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It sort of feels like once 90 million people do or do not do a thing, it's a bit beyond just "personal" or "individual" behavior. Seems like there's probably a greater cause by that point.

07.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2024: Probably not enough Walton Goggins

2025: Proper level of Walton Goggins

2026: Dangerously approaching too much Walton Goggins

06.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 6779 πŸ” 1524 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 13

What a great time to suddenly inherit a house I do not want in a place I do not live.

05.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

05.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 7318 πŸ” 1514 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 1

Brother I know Craig T. Nelson when I see him.

05.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's Craig T. Nelson.

05.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a series of absolutely bizarre decisions.

04.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude you can’t eat Burger King off the floor in public like that, you’re a fucking senator

19.09.2025 21:48 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

I think if you're in congress, you gotta be requesting some blueprints as a "hey, you're not building a bunker, right?" check.

02.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They've JUST been stabbed? Damn Donald, stop posting and go help those people!

02.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The LinkedIn poster's brain is a fascinating thing.

01.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm, good question. I think the best way I would fix this post would be "never make it" and also "never develop the mindset that makes you think it's a good idea to make it".

01.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like if I ran the devil casino where you bet on human tragedy, I would eventually get tired of always having to give big payouts to the human-tragedy-makers?

01.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I look at it there's something more amazing about this post.
The Morgan Stanley hat.
The specific "ultra" marathon.
The fucking emojis.

01.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not the worst part of this post but I think "running a marathon" and "launching a startup" are two things where you very much have timelines and controls?

01.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0