heidi

hello?????

blessed

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cant believe christmas is next week

any ship in particular?

i only do when

i get this

i like to work for a middle bite

when you cut your sandwich in half and take the first bite, do you go for the middle no crust bite or a corner crust bite first?

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

really nice chocolate chip placement

Pedro Pascal behind the scenes of #Gladiator2 ⚔️

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all night, no protection, he doesn’t even need to shower

me too

do i enjoy living or do i just enjoy getting iced coffees

heard it was pizza night on bluesky

mf readers when yet another book has the guy saying “good girl” 🙄
Sapphic readers when another book has her saying “good girl” 🥵🥰🥵🥰🥵🥰🥵🥰

i think i may be the one that passed them to you sorry :/

yuuuuuup

she truly is. she’s never been bad once in her little life

me too by a long shot

i haven’t posted any pics of luna here yet so here she is.

this is my 16 year old child. she’s loud and bossy and i call her skrunkle cause she’s just a skrunkle! i mean look at her

day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon

my mom is a big cinephile but she just told me she watched Uglies recently and that it was “really good” so i’m not sure i can trust her opinion anymore

hello 👋🏻

really good

dick :/