b. wolo

All you need for a weekend is to go see one movie on Saturday and another movie on Sunday

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Repeating "Larry David's new sketch show drops in June" as a mantra when bad things happen

Was subjected to abuse twice in one shift from one of each of the two broad types of abusive library patrons: a mentally ill creep and an entitled professional

Am now taking applications for a mysterious benefactor a la Great Expectations to fix me up in life so I can quit my job

JP Donleavy’s The Woke Ginger Man

I just thought bluesky should have access to a good post from the other site, I didn’t mean to make a play for easy engagement

Not my most popular bsky post being a screenshot of someone else's tweet :(

This connection tripped me up for a long time too

You're going to adapt into your new form quickly now

You know Pauline Kael was film criticism's best prose stylist because she's the only one to whom we can apply the Jack Pendarvis rule of literature: "Every book has an owl in it."

Upside of having a peanut allergy is never feeling tempted to go to a Five Guys, with their medieval peanut display to warn all peanut-allergic wayfarers to turn back and return to their villages.

Neurodivergent king

Yes I'm considering becoming a "Broadway trip" guy.

*is embarrassingly bad. Now I am the one who are embarrassed

The gulf in skill between editing and writing in Videoheaven is crazy. Perry did an amazing job assembling found footage but his attempt at writing an essay are embarrassingly bad

What if I just go to NYC once a year instead of traveling anywhere else. I don't really care about going to Hawaii or some shit.

Maya Rudolph doing Oh Mary in the spring... is it time for me to book another NYC trip?

Usually I find almond butter to be bland and unsatisfying, but somehow the almond butter filled pretzels from Trader Joe's are one of my fave snacks ever

I always put frozen pizzas directly on the oven rack but tonight it finally set off the smoke alarm. I will be using baking sheets and longer bake times in the future

• The vehicle is registered to a man in Dearborn Heights, Michigan, who was originally from Lebanon, law enforcement sources told CNN. Authorities are investigating reports that the man told people that he had family members who were killed in an Israeli airstrike in Lebanon in recent days, those officials said.

It is horrific what happened to this man’s family. But some Jewish American children worshipping at a synagogue in Michigan are not fucking responsible. This is another case of blaming all Jews for the actions of Israel. This is why we constantly beg you not to do that.

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Different British comedy guy, but:

I guess almond butter just needs the salty pretzel sheath to bring out its flavor

Usually I find almond butter to be bland and unsatisfying, but somehow the almond butter filled pretzels from Trader Joe's are one of my fave snacks ever

Correction, he was running for governor. In the primary that Pritzker won

Ha that's Daniel Biss, who ran for mayor in 2018 and personally canvassed me at a breakfast restaurant on election day

I may never have related to a post more than I relate to this.

A vanguard from the convention center has to fend off the zombies on the way to the Rosemont blue line station in case any trains are still running that can take them to the new people’s republic of Logan Square

It was interesting to see a vintage Technicolor print of the most "OK" of all Jerry Lewis movies

The Disorderly Orderly (1964, Frank Tashlin)

The Weinstein interview is fascinating on so many levels but one thing I'm thinking about, given his protestations of innocence, is... has anyone stepped forward to defend him? Woody Allen has plenty of defenders, but I haven't heard of anyone who knew him claiming that Weinstein didn't rape anyone