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Witty-Not-Pretty (aka Fluffy)

@witty-not-pretty

Equally bored and tired with life in general. Old but with a young outlook. Hopes to bring occasional smiles, while the world descends into absolute chaos.

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Just watched a parallel landing with two planes coming in side by side. Great skill from the pilots, absolutely amazing to see. Such a shame we only have one runway.

#Delays

10.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Just reading here that Pete Hegseth has said that 'today will be the most devastating day of all for the regime.' The documentary 'Melania' opens in cinemas across Iran.

#WarCrime

10.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One thing we don’t tend to discuss but we should is how hardworking staff in Village are - from bar people, drag queens/kings, cleaners, Angels etc.

Their working hours seem insane and the money must be patchy.

There really should be like a β€œVillage employment code” to set good standards.

10.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A bowl of tagliatelle pasta which has been coated in cream, dill, fried bacon, garlic and parmesan.

A bowl of tagliatelle pasta which has been coated in cream, dill, fried bacon, garlic and parmesan.

Dill is rarely used in pasta dishes, despite it having a similar aniseed flavour to the Italian favourites of fennel and basil.
Tagliatelle with dill and bacon. Recipe from @nigelslater.bsky.social
#food #foodsky #homecooking #dinner #pasta #Italy

10.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣🀣🀣

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An American tourist has just complained about our Sushi Bar. He said the portions were reasonable, but they were incredibly hard to chew. I had to tell him he was at a luggage carousel.

10.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone I went to school with has not been seen since the 8th December. Obvs very concerning.

I'm hoping that they are just living their life elsewhere happily, but if anyone has seen Monty please let the police know. Unfortunately transphobia is rife on Facebook posts
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10.03.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

OFCOM all over this like a sloth on diazepam wielding a feather duster

10.03.2026 09:07 πŸ‘ 257 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4
Preview
Crufts champion dog handler has previous animal cruelty conviction Exclusive: Lee Cox, who stole the show with Clumber spaniel Bruin on Sunday, was previously found guilty on animal cruelty charges

Jfc
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

09.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Benny in Maintenance upgraded the screens on a Garuda Indonesia plane and the pilot's just been going livid. Says they've lost all cockpit data because of turbulence. No idea how that can happen.

09.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The aircraft carrying the Bermuda National Orchestra has just landed. They can’t find the bloke who plays the Triangle.

09.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Putting the fact that you always look fab and lovely to one side......
You're looking fablier and lovelyier there. πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

09.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The packaging of a Ferrero Rocher white hazelnut chocolate bar

The packaging of a Ferrero Rocher white hazelnut chocolate bar

Top tier chocolate

08.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm surprised he even knows what day it is

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And just like that we’re back to β€œDepartment of Defense”

06.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 13125 πŸ” 2848 πŸ’¬ 1398 πŸ“Œ 399

Please help. For only Β£3 a month you can adopt an economy passenger. Help us stop the brutal and inhumane way we treat them by donating today. You’ll receive a framed picture of your very own economy passenger and regular updates as to where their luggage might be. Thank you.

07.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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That's the new Valet Parking bays done, next job.

07.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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My secret life as a cat.

06.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 6655 πŸ” 747 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 38

After more 4mph zoomies round Chester earlier today, I'm reduced to being a tired heap in snuggly bed. Disability scooters are just fab things, and I'm glad I can hire one so often here. Sleepytime after a brief browse. Goodnight peeples xxx

06.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

06.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 17307 πŸ” 5422 πŸ’¬ 455 πŸ“Œ 326
PRIME - MARCH Get help, advice, and latest advice on the new STI, Trichophyton. Stay protected with 56 Dean St, Sexual Health Clinic, London.

Several cases of Trichophyton mentagrophytes type VII/VIII have been reported in the UK, especially in gay men.

DMs open if anyone has been affected - I'd like to talk to you. #JournoRequest
www.dean.st/prime-this-m...

06.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely voice, for a lovely person πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ™

06.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet it was sunny behind those clouds though. 🀣

04.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't be.....you're far too happy xxx

04.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I prefer mine with a squeeze of lemon.

04.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0