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Rainbowofcrazy Comics 150: ADHD sourdough bread "How to make sourdough the ADHD way." 1. "Mix your ingredients!" Items: sourdough starter. Flour, salt, and water. 2. "Stretch and fold! And another stretch and fold! And more stretches and-". Jo holds up some dough, stretching it up. 3. Jo, one hand up, index finger up: "Oh shoot! I haven't checked on Animal Crossing! I better play before I forget." 4. "Play Animal Crossing and lose track of time." Jo plays on her Nintendo Switch with a smile: "Oh heck yeah!" 5. ".. Wait, what time is it now? Uh, stare at the now overproofed dough." Jo holds a container of sourdough dough, its contents rising over the top of the container. She smiles sheepishly. "Splash on oil and salt, and poke some dimples because you're making focaccia now!" 6. Tabby cat smiles at Jo as she holds a pan of sourdough focaccia with some oven mitts. Cat with a smile: "Focaccia again, eh?" Jo does not smile back. Links: ko-fi.com/rainbowofcrazy, and Rainbowofcrazy.com

Don't worry! Sourdough is SUPER EASY, SEE??

P.S. I have a very ADHD comic collection! Find it in paperback @ linktr.ee/rainbowofcrazy 🍞 #webcomics #webcomic #comic #comics

Krav MAGA

A view of my living room, from approximately my eye height. Frank is on the little sofa on the left, Titian is asleep in the basket to the right of the TV, Titus is loafing on the foot stool and Tybalt is nestled against my leg.

I suspect the cats are waiting for me to expire so they can eat me. All four sharing the same space is UNHEARD of...

Can this be a solution?

can this be a solution?

that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

Can this be a solution?

What makes America special is a bunch of ideas that have never, not even once, been actually true for all Americans—but they are good ideas worth pursing.

Those ideas are inspiring even while they elude us.

No one who has any kind of moral compass is driven to be the biggest bully.

Goldman : we're just makin shit up so the numbers continue to brrrr because nobody fucking knows who has Trump's ear on a given day and the only thing we DO know is he doesn't read and has a brain made up of microplastics and rice pudding

MAN WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ANT: Where do you want to go to eat tonight babe?

ANT: (secretes communicative pheromones from glands on abdomen)

MAN: I don't know what that means. I am just a human man.

ANT: (secretes more)

MAN: I guess we can just share a smooshed cupcake on the floor again.

Bloom County

Bloom County nailed it 40 years ago.

No lie, I really did think this was an Onion headline, but no. @bencollins.bsky.social, I'm so sorry your staff's job is this hard now.

Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the fir...

Dyshan Best, 39, was shot in the back fleeing from officers in Bridgeport, CT. but he ambulance took Erin Perrotta, a white officer, who Paramedics reported declined treatment, saying “I am fine, I just needed to get out of there.” Best died later. #BlackskyNews
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I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

Cover the oil in cat litter, let sit an hour and sweep it up.

He needs to break ground on a new hotel, with a shovel, in the middle of a minefield with snipers firing at him.. Merchant sailors are there to make money, not wage war.. No one should expect them to put their lives on the line for his fat ass..

Cardiac catheterization you utter wretch

One of our attendings takes 2 hours and 2 bottles of contrast to do a simple left heart catheterization and the other one can do the same procedure in 15 minutes with 10mls of contrast and which one do you think I'd let work on my parents?

Immediately disqualifying for the job for which he has been nominated. The 4th Amendment specifies it’s “the right of the people,” not of citizens.

We cannot allow someone who doesn’t understand the 4th Amendment to be the head of DHS.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

After the Downfall: Turtledove, Harry: 9781597801300: Amazon.com: Books After the Downfall [Turtledove, Harry] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. After the Downfall

One more, not Byzantine at all. AFTER THE DOWNFALL is a man-who-learned-better fantasy inspired by Andre Norton's WITCH WORLD. A German officer who magically escapes falling Berlin finds the world he lands in isn't what he thought at first.
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Mr. T has decided to take up fencing. I pity the foil.

girl are you the Straight of Hormuz because I see a lot of men greatly overestimating their chances of getting their ship into your channel

i was blocked by Chuck Woolery bc he was complaining about "vagina hats" (the dumb pink cat ear hats from the women's march) and someone else replied like, don't you know the difference between a vulva and a cat, and i said "this is why Chuck is banned for life from Petco"

Yeah, I mean "watch" in Navy and AF is pretty common for "it could happen, watch for" and "warning" is more "warning no shit likely".

Source: I'm retired Navy submarine officer and my father retired as a METOC (weather/oceanography) officer from the Navy after flying with the hurricane hunters.

There are plenty of other folks including idiots in the Executive branch who have the "sleeper" role down pat so I think you're unlikely to be under any scrutiny.

@ldlewiswrites.blacksky.app FYSA

How're the reserve O-5 tech execs doing has anyone checked on our latest O-5 tech execs? Do they show up to drill? Are they going to pick up O-6? Have they been called up yet?

Source:
(TS//SI/TK/HCS) A genie revealed it to me.