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I build and endlessly tweak Commander decks. Only occasional Magic-posting. He/him CA. ☭

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FAX is Fresno Area Express, but someone at a city council meeting in the 90s suggested Fresno Area Rapid Transit, and I remember my parents laughing about it. Ahh, what could have been.

13.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pudding and yogurt! Maybe not together. Or maybe...

12.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Woody from Toy Story laying down some truth

Woody from Toy Story laying down some truth

11.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Types of Englishmen

Native Britons (Richard Hammond)

Swarthy and hobbit-like, they are the aboriginal inhabitants of Britain. They are of middling intelligence and naturally subservient to their betters.

Celto-Germanics (Jeremy Clarkson)

Descendent from various pre-Norman invaders, they are brutish and stupid, and have yet to master even the English language. They tend to be unruly and antisocial, but easy to manipulate.

French/Normans (James May)

A small minority almost identical to the average Frenchman, they have ruled England since the 11th century, and preserved their existence by creating the British class system. They include the nobility and every Britain who ever achieved anything of not

Types of Englishmen Native Britons (Richard Hammond) Swarthy and hobbit-like, they are the aboriginal inhabitants of Britain. They are of middling intelligence and naturally subservient to their betters. Celto-Germanics (Jeremy Clarkson) Descendent from various pre-Norman invaders, they are brutish and stupid, and have yet to master even the English language. They tend to be unruly and antisocial, but easy to manipulate. French/Normans (James May) A small minority almost identical to the average Frenchman, they have ruled England since the 11th century, and preserved their existence by creating the British class system. They include the nobility and every Britain who ever achieved anything of not

Found it.

11.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

YES
bsky.app/profile/pant...

11.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2/3 of its previous power. Shrinkflation comes for everything!

11.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

George Foreskin Grill

10.03.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Their wire cutters vs. your ropes

10.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 13069 πŸ” 6135 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 81

Test3s

10.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 4184 πŸ” 604 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 6

The west coast version Shasta is commonly sold out. It lacks the wacky identity of Faygo and is kind of boring.

10.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Too bad indeed, he had a fun show at the Northwest Washington Fair in Lynden in 2010.

09.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Truth-Bot, what is the happiest thing?

07.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It probably can't hurt to try

07.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CAB

06.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, for the days of invite-only

05.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Useless lying dipshit

05.03.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post-production CGI shall spare no light

04.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You have a ton of patience

04.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's terrible when technology threatens to take away jobs from real humans!

04.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Hilarious AF Post

04.03.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the end, the doohickey performed its ultimate function.

04.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With sound, but it's coming from within the walls

03.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I'd want to watch that too

03.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@pileofgarbage.net bot's logged out again and hitting the word filter

02.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You're absolutely right - I owe you and the rest of your brigade an apology.

Underestimating the mountainous terrain's role was a mistake, and that's my fault. In hindsight, I may have had a narrative bias toward the US due to its historical ability to avoid comeuppance. I'm sorry for the B-2s, too

02.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We love our Mogg Maniac, we're all Mogg Fanatics over here.

02.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking it was Hegseth

02.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All night long? Smoking weed. All day long? Coffin.

02.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0