Last night 😭😭😭
@heelturn420
Your IT guy moonlighting as a slut. Or is it the other way around? DMs are open for respectful and engaging chats. 40 • pan ♒️ stoner • short 👑 • he/him 📍Chicago (Reformed Masshole) Free Palestine 🇵🇸 🍉 fuck fascism I like cats https://linktr.ee/heelturn420
Last night 😭😭😭
I need to smoke weed stat. I’ve been feeling under the weather this week so I’ve been skipping it.
Thankfully, I’m better today and last night not smoking caused me to have dreams and they were so fucking weird 😂 so I need to not have dreams tonight haha
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Sitting on a face rn wishing it was yours, isn’t that romantic?
Dad saw it first 🫡🤌🏽🥵
I fucked this dad before he went to the B*ars game tn. I wonder how my load is feeling on and in him rn…
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I like that. I need some courage to get the balls to go on my own.
Hey, at least you’re going. I can’t get myself to go out once by myself.
Am I crazy or do Sniffies conversations just disappear?? and no I don’t mean deleted or blocked
Yes please!
The typos prove that this happened in real time and I was out of my mind
the way @chiraunchpig.bsky.social had me gooned and making noises 😵💫
My next door neighbor got tricked by a phishing email bc her friend got hacked and it auto sent to their whole contact list.
She asked me to help her with some passwords and while I was helping her I couldn’t help but think:
Jen Shah has only been in these streets for 48 hours!!
I’m @chiraunchpig.bsky.social’s 5 butt of the day 🐽😈
Sitting on his face as a post this
KEEP GOONING
you PORN-ADDICTED
POPPERED
STOOPID
BUTTPUMPING
FAGGOT
#GoonStoopid #GoonCaps #KeepStroking #PornButtAddict
Friends who don’t send me memes are so rude. Like I see that you liked that post, you know I like that topic - you didn’t think of me?? RUDE
I don't have friends, can I sit on your face?
mine too!
you know how to find me ;)
the word on the street is, that I’m the word on the street
And it’s still fuck Debra messing 🖕🏽cunt